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What's wrong with taking him on any one...
Before tweeting about delaying the election... Ask yourself this
Long time.
No.
Yeah, I know.
I fucking know you
- Yeah. - That's good. I did too.
Vicor Music 6/22/1999 2:50 AM DAT File 1,939 KB
All right.
You wanna suck cock? you don't suck cock? One of those pussy freaks? fuck yourself
I'M not a cop, all right?
They took over their piece of the city.
As for our problem with Providence..
The tailgate crunk is all
.
I gotta go to work.
And I think about this
You're a cop.
What is this, a citizen's arrest? Blow me
Are we done here with this psychiatry bullshit?
Fart
- Hi, captain. - Look who's here. The prom queen.
Where's Luigi? He's Nawt Here
which hand he jerked off with.
who's filling in for britney jefferies? skye zinerroo.
But you will not be a Massachusetts state trooper.
FRANK: How the fuck did this happen?
#1 Rule of Negotiating in Real Estate... Is your Realtor "Spilling the Beans" about you during negotiations?
- Hey, can I lookit? - Yeah.
You know, I thought I was the liar.
When I see people post about clearing protesters out of the road......
What, are you fucking delivering cannolis or something?
COLIN: Good to see you, trooper.
- You got me? - Yeah, I gotcha.
Real Estate It's a Nation of Fucking Rats
The point I'm making with John Lennon is...
When are you gonna take Costello?
.
WORLD NEEDS PLENTY OF BARTENDERS TWO WEEKS, WITH PAY
And are you a married state-police detective?
T-bono, which T-code? T-gives a shit it’s got a bow on it
Why don't we just meet up sweetheart Let me buy you an ice cream
You can sit.
Well, I knew his father.
All right, I will.
- Are you listening to me? - Yeah.
We'll take these pricks tonight. Let's go. Now
(DIGNAM MAKES FARTING NOISE)
Ugh!
And if I can slander my own environment...
You’re fucking killing me benji!
My wife's asleep but she left some supper out. You want something to eat?
I think so.
I’m glad to hear that
Take a leave take a what
BARTENDER: All right. Good night.
פלוגה מ are like mushroom, you feed em shit and keep em in the dark
I just, I can't get into your file unless I have your password.
I'm waiting for you to make your move.
Those guys you tuned up...
That's great. Your mother must be a wonderful woman.
X X
- I don't believe it. - What can't you believe?
and i think, what makes us friends?
Unfortunately, this $***hole has more leaks than the Iraqi Navy.
I Think You Are A writer, My Son
If we had Homeland Security money like some douche bags I could mention...
I don't even know what it is.
This is america If you cant make money in america you're a fuckin douche bag
This Gnawing, patio furniture destroying, Fucking squirrel
COLIN: More than one. He's one of Costello's.
Are you sure of that?
(GOONS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
He'd better shape up, and show me one hundred dollars.
Well, I can't even tell you the debt...
I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
- Fuck! - Now, what the fuck...
I got promoted. All right.
If they don't do their jobs, you don't have one.
Allegedly.
But, Colin, I hope I won't have to remind you...
Sell potatoes, I don't know what you're gonna do.
This place has more leaks than the Iraqi Navy
So make the call.
- Micro what? - Microprocessors.
- He was rea... I don't know. - What the fuck you doing?
Guaran-fucking-teed.
Am I an asshole?
So you have family connections down in Southie, right? Through your father?
We're guessing who cops are. Most good-looking women are cops.
Everybody knows you've been assigned here to find Costello's rat.
Microprocessors
Staff Sergeant Dignam has a style of his own.
That could put a bankruptcy judgement up the ass of an Ahmad
is why the fuck were your guys following him?
Send some back...
No one gives it to you. You have to take it.
COP 1: Hey, good job, sarge.
has a ticket for Florida on Wednesday...
at which time he drew down on me, and I was able to squeeze off one shot...
like, what, say, 10,000, what could I get back?
- You better get organized, quick. - Last time I checked, I tipped you off...
COLIN: I attempted to subdue Trooper Barrigan...
Citizens United!!!
I need access to those files.
my theory on actors is they're like mushrooms feed them shit and keep them in the dark
(PHONE BEEPING)
L... There's just no one else I could give it to.
We still got it! We still got it!!!
Disinform. Let it slip to SIU that you have a sealed wiretap warrant...
when Delahunt's body was found in the marshes near the Fenway.
No.
No coffee...
You corrupt fuck, man. You must be my cousin.
You see, that's my point, you know?
That's right.
ACT ACCORDINGLY
They signed up to use their weapons.
We give him a whiff of my ass and he'll crawl right in it. Just give him a whiff.
concerned.
Justice Alito!
They call that a paradox.
INSTRUCTOR 3: What's the difference?
This is an elite unit.
He was a young guy, you know? It's terrible. It's a shame.
sweetheart you're making me want to buy a new multimeter
Hey. Where are you?
Let me guess, he murdered somebody, right?
- I thought I was on for this. - I changed my mind. Take the night off.
I'm recommending him for the medal of merit
- I liked Jackie better. - Jackie was all right.
Fucking Czechs are a bunch of homos man.
one mole inside the Special Investigations Unit.
The cops are saying he's a cop...
(CHUCKLES)
I don't wanna be you.
COP 1: Come on, let's go. Settle down. Let's go. It's all over.
French will give you all the details. Don't forget.
but there's a bonus involved.
No, no. Why, what does that matter?
You got a tail 2 cars
You keep on calling me Babu. It's Singh, motherfucker.
Buddhacense
Act accordingly.
When my family and friends tell me that it’s noble that I’ve pursued a career in academia:
Before tweeting about delaying an election.... ask yourself this.....
I'd be through it in a year.
When my mother dies, we don't have any more connection.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
I want my environment to be a product of me.
Will you shut up?
Let me tell you something.
I don't trust half the troopers out there anymore.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
- Fuck yourself, you piece of shit. - I need the identity of your undercovers.
Don't you?
Blow me. Not literally. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you.
Hey, it fucking involves lying and I'm pretty fucking good at that. Right?
You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a fucking bullet in your head...
Tell me, what's a lace-curtain fucker like you doing in the staties?
(SPEAKS IN CHINESE)
Right. You know, Frank...
South Station. Wait 10 minutes.
Jimmy had a heart attack in jail...
That’s Jimmy Bags
I mean, nothing? Like, I mean, anything that could help us.
What kind of fucking size of dog is that?
You: "You got that for 900 dollars?
You're no fucking cop.
What Freud said about the Irish is...
You don’t know what they are, I don’t know what they are who gives a fuck?
You said there is one, all right?
- Hey, why do you work for the state? - Why not? You do.
(TIRES SCREECH AND HORNS HONKING)
but you showed up at the right one...
Eat something.
I know this location is not the best, but we had very little time to set up.
That's a fucking lie.
(MAN GROANING LOUDLY)
Maybe it would've done you some good to have questions from time to time.
No bullshit.
Joint Base Cape Cod
which is maybe something you don't know about William Costigan Sr.
QUEENAN: Hey! Hey! FITZY: Goddamn motherfucker!
MADOLYN: - Changing your life radically.
No, do not pursue. Stay in the car.
they're tired & they don't give a shit it's not supernatural
Those fucking Fightin Irish are a bunch of homos
These are duhty, duhty people...
What the fuck?
Poof
I am not a fucking cop!
Lot of guys want to appear to be cops. Gun, badge, pretend they're on TV.
G
- You live with your grandmother? - Yeah.
THAT COWORKER WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING
Fitzy's got the chicken. Check your weapons.
in the Southie projects with your daddy, the fucking donkey...
Bad haircut, no dress sense and a slight, you know, air of scumbag entitlement.
Let's keep it with you.
Wave to your girlfriend, honey.
most likely, it won't be me who suffers for it.
(GUNSHOT)
GOVERNOR: The Massachusetts State Police has a long tradition of excellence.
You ever wanna earn a little extra money, you come by L Street.
scanning facetime are ya? scanning some facetime? what's next scanning facebook messenger? maybe. just maybe next level evil tox.
Lookit, fuckstick, you don't gotta trust me...
(MADOLYN LAUGHS)
PRIEST: To you, O Lord, we commend the soul of Alphonsus, your servant.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you talkin’ about?
So tell anybody up at Deerfield...
Do you trust him?
Have you seen anything?
- Micro what? - Microtransactions.
MAN: It's lovely. You get the high ceilings, the parquet floors. Bathroom is massive.