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Staff Sergeant Dignam is our liaison to the undercover section.
When a certain someone talks about "consolation playoffs"
these are dirty dirty ships. don't you know that?
Costello uses three key guys.
Dickhead
Hey That’s Jimmy spags
- if this is inappropriate, I... - No.
When I tell you to organize the bones in the rape dungeon, you organize them in the rape dungeon.
Colin, I know you'll take care of business.
Have you got a backup for the tight end? What tight end?
I'm telling you, something's wrong.
You better get organized, quick.
BILLY: Why shouldn't I get on a fucking plane, huh?
Enablement! Enablemennnnt!
No, sorry. I'm just joking. I need the card. Card helps.
We have a question…. Are you a HOMO??
Do they know who I am?
This bullet would go right through your fucking head!
I treat Golden Balls like mushrooms Feed him shit and keep him in the dahk
- Thank you, sergeant. - My pleasure.
...So you got that for $900? If They Knew Shit, They Wouldn't Be Puerto Ricans.
Mario says Mike is wicked smarrt
Just fucking kk
A mass murderer.
You're a worker. You rise fast.
But not the robbery. That's not wrong.
World needs plenty of bartenders. Six weeks, no pay.
eating issues, which is a joke. Not a very funny one.
My God, is that French out there?
So what's it like having people find themselves...
I'll arrest you right now.
You did, didn't you, you little fucking snake?
It was nice the way you asked the guy which hand he jerked off with
We had two hours' notice. Two hours.
Throw some Mayo in. You like comic books?
- I'm really sorry. - I...
(FRANK CHUCKLES)
COLIN: Afternoon, Mr. Fitzgibbons.
She's straight out of Going My Way.
Cocksucker
What are you a Subaru sex creep?
Take, for instance, what you carry, 9 mm hollow-point.
(SINGING) R is for Ricans, P is for pigs.
COLIN: Fucking prick.
(PHONE VIBRATES)
And i think, could i play hands and glans?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK I'D RATHER HAND IN MY PAPERS FIRST
into one of the finest law enforcement agencies in our nation.
There's a man could've been anything.
Marchand
However the clubhead! However the clubhead!
Meet up? You actually want me dead?
I'm the guy who likes cred you must be the other guy
I'm still fucking arresting you.
This shithole has more leaks than the Iraqi navy
You get your period yet, Carmen?
I’m not so sure...
whens the last time you checked?
Yeah?
All right. That'll be the best thing for everybody.
Trump beeped you
What's got you all hot and bothered?
Cui gives a shit?
Tell you the truth, I don't need pussy anymore, either.
Maybe, Maybe not
(CLAPPING AND CHEERING)
I think you are a value investor, my son
Ten. Ten million.
Forget what I said. I'm fucking high.
you fucking cocksucker.
Look...
Well...
Do it again.
How fucked up are you?
each and every one of you will serve with distinction, honor and integrity.
When I called you...
- How you going, Robert? - Good, Mr. Costello.
Hey, you wanna see some dead guys?
He's from the Chinese government. He's scared shitless.
My mother's dead.
brings the items...
- Get your fucking hands off me! - Hey. Hey, hey.
- Every weekend, sergeant. - Perfect.
Sorry, yeah, I got held up.
Yeah?
Frank wants me to check the back. You go ahead.
Makes me curious to see you in this neighborhood.
.
That's all right. I'm a detective. I'll find you.
Not to my guy.
They didn't figure we had a Navy.
I never understood Jerking off in a Kia
At that time I immediately checked the vitals...
I don't have a bank account.
Great. Great. She's a doctor.
is come back with some guys and kill you.
May her soul and the souls of all the faithful departed...
FEED HIM SHIT AND KEEP HIM IN THE DARK
who's filling in for jaie bel? peter brock.
with that idiot fucking cop-magnet of a cousin of yours...
Yeah. We were classmates in the academy together.
WHAT DID I JUST PUT MYSELF THROUGH
he also would kill my entire fucking family if he saw me here with you.
I got boxes of tapes! Evidence! Other documents proving it!
I don’t give a fuck about Morton.
COLIN: That's it for me. - Yeah, see you.
Others want to appear to be Cops...
and you're just another soldier for Costello...
Give them up to the Almighty.
No Ribe
I'm glad to hear that.
Sippin' in their elders
we had the presidency. May he rest in peace.
So where the fuck were you?
(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
Yap, yap, yap.
Is it enough to commit suicide?
School?
You got something you wanna ask me?
COLIN: My word against yours.
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself
am i batman am i superman
Just fill the fucking paper in. Your real name and all your account numbers.
(PHONE RINGING)
What's the matter, smart ass you don't know any Shakespeare?
Enjoy your soccer cocksuckers
Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are tits you can look at and there's tits you can't. Now, that's not quite a pair you can't look at, but it's almost a pair you can't look at. So I'm gonna make a fuckin' ruling on this right now. You can fucking look at them.
Flush it down the pipe and see if it comes out on my end, alright?
Who are you?
You know. See, Bill, like, you're the new guy.
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- I know it. He's gonna fucking kill me! - All right!
Lennon said:
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Heavy lies the crown
QUEENAN: Congratulations on passing the detective's exam, and welcome...
We need you to come in. Can you come in?
What they're gonna do...
If you go for that sort of thing, I don't know what to do for you.
Your mother worked all goddamn day.
Fucking shit. Looks like Queenan's meeting with all of them.
Listen, we're gonna take him out. Lookit:
World needs plenty of Nerds
If this is such a fucking bad idea why'd you show up?
All right, we'll see you there.
Jennifer I’m not going to make it home for supper..
You wanna serve the Commonwealth, this is your chance.
I'm going nuts. I can't be someone else every day.
(PHONE RINGING)
Oh, good to see you. Come on in.
They are.
Lot of people had to die For me to be me
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There is no one more full of shit than a fantasy football expert.
INSTRUCTOR 3: Is that understood? CADETS: Sir, yes, sir!
I think you are a cop, my son
Now, why would you have to remind me of that?
Just f*cking kill me
I need a cup of coffee.
before i went to fucking suffolk!!!
you recall our wedding?
I was at a funeral myself, man.
with automatic weapons.
My theory on Those two is they're like Mushrooms
Francis, you really should see somebody.
Our teachers are like mushrooms Feed em shit and keep em in the dark
Yeah, no, the lobster was good.
Is there something that you just wanna go ahead and ask me?
This
- Micro what? - Microtransactions.
So what do I do?
A guy comes in here against every instinct of privacy, of self-reliance that he has...
Stealth fighters. I don't knot what the fuck they are, you don't know what the fuck they are. Who gives a fuck?
- Now, you also do probation work, right? - That's right, I see violent offenders.
maybe. maybe not.