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And I think if I was Sigmund fucking Freud I wouldn't get an answer.
Byyyyye Byeeee
just listen to what I'm saying to you.
World needs plenty of bartenders. Two weeks with pay.
no laundry.
I Think You Are A Cop, My Son.
You girls have a good day.
You'll be on probation, see a court-ordered shrink...
He's not including his regular guys. But I'll tell you something.
FRENCH: Boss wants your real name...
You are trouble!
What's going on? I came to meet you.
All right.
Last known photograph.
Do you want me to stop them?
however fucking painful it might be to your delicate fucking sensibilities.
Democrats think they know everything If they knew shit, they wouldn't be Democrats
Yeah?
It's fucked up with graffiti. And the van is the audio surveillance.
You had an idea what we do, we would not be good at what we do, would we?
I got a question.
Queenan is dead. I'm your boss now.
they're Like Indians. You're Not Gonna See Them
- So? - And you never been late in your life.
represented here today by Agent Frank Lazio.
- Did you get that? - Allegedly or fuck yourself?
No, it's...
That was quick. You think he's dead already?
Act accordingly.
I THINK THE BEST THING WOULD BE FOR YOU TO COME IN
o
Jesus Christ.
Just gimme the fantasy league.
Couldn't we do the work in 3 years for $2 billion?
Fuck yourself.
and the new guy, Billy Costigan.
Other night, I thought I was having a heart attack.
Cranberry juice
you two-faced faggot.
Instagraaaam! I love it, I love it, I love it.
All units fall back. All units fall back.
When my family and friends tell me that it’s noble that I’ve pursued a career in academia:
these are dirty dirty people
If you could, please. What I need are SS numbers, DOBs...
(GUNSHOT)
CADETS: Sir, yes, sir!
I never gave up anybody who wasn't going down anyway.
You got that? 344 Wash.
If you're not being run by us, you're being run by someone else.
Then we would be cunts
Plus, I don't know if it's beyond some fucking cop prick like Queenan...
fucin cheese eatin rats....
Lookit, they're suiting up for a raid right now.
This computer's getting all frigging gluon me.
No.
(CASH REGISTER RINGS)
FRANK: Come on, what are you waiting for?
(CHOIR SINGING GOSPEL)
Fair enough.
Does it get messy with all those feelings flying around?
AM I AN ASSHOLE?
FEED 'EM SHIT AND KEEP 'EM IN THE DOCK
I never understood Jerking off in a T̶h̶e̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ Kia
GOON 1: Motherfucking shit!
But listen to me, son. Don't disappoint me on this...
I have one customer sitting here. What I'm gonna do?
that's something police are working on right now.
Start with you agree there is a rat.
I'm embarrassed.
I can get the rat. You just gotta let me do it my way, Frank.
NOBODY: COPS:
All right, all right, all right.
(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
I have to say your vulnerability is really freaking me out right now. Is it real?
Get it. Answer it. Answer it.
Oh, no, my friends are still coming.
I think the best thing would be for you to come in.
if I did it full-time, law school...
I don't care. I'd rather hand in my papers first.
Yup. You have different accents?
Hi, Darlene.
Vicor Music 6/22/1999 2:50 AM DAT File 1,939 KB
Fucking rats. It's wearing me thin.
(LAUGHING)
these are very dirty people
What do you mean, off the roof?
Do you know me?
GOON 1: All right. I got him.
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
What you got, staff sergeant? In no time you made sergeant.
I thought i was supposed to go into shock I’m not in shock
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. ELLERBY: You fucked this whole thing up!
think about it real hard, all right?
Give it to me. He doesn't know what the fucking lawyer looks like.
Paul, you're one in a million
Cranberry juice.
Where's your fucking boy?
Like I said, two days ago, my guy damn near found out who Costello's rat is.
we're guessing who cops are.
I thought i was supposed to go into I’m not in shock it fucking hurts
They're like fucking Indians. You're not gonna see them.
Look, if that thing moves, I’m gonna shoot it.
Must have been a big fucking dog, man.
Francis you really should see somebody
Whose briefcase is this? All right.
wave! wave! wave! wave! wave! wave! wave!
DIGNAM: What did you say? - Sir, what do you want from me?
(SPEAKING INAUDIBLY)
Yeah, no, you carry on without me.
Get rid of the fucking tail!
Rhode Island Style The boys from Providence
justice these days… i’m not so sure
Open this if something happens to me or if I call you and I tell you to open it.
A night in the rape van with Meyer, McGreevy and the boys.
Fuck YOU PAUL BRIGGS, I,M LIL MUM I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO YOU SHIT
Where the hell's Frank?
My theory on reporters is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark
- knocked Jimmy Bags' teeth out. - So?
You should see your face.
For you.
BARRIGAN: What are you looking at?
Just fucking kill me. Just fucking kill me!
Get him a cranberry juice.
And the other lady says:
I do
(TAPPING ON KEYBOARD)
Uncle Jackie was a small-time bookie. Tended bar at the Vets in Somerville.
they're connected down Providence.
Frank, how many of these guys...
- All right, lookit, I gotta tell you... - You're getting reassigned. I know.
I tried to call you a few times.
FRANK: Back the fuck up!
You better get organized.... Losing to the COCKS is unacceptable...
I'm sorry.
If he's not paying attention to us, he's a cop.
emts are like mushrooms feed them shit, and keep them in the dark
COLIN: Shoot this fucking prick! - You know who I am.
- You came here to get arrested. - You got fucking tapes? Of what?
It’s not supernatural
The address is 314 Washington Street. You got it?
to federal officers, among many, many, many other departures...
Where's your fuckin boy
Excuse me for one second.
It's very serious.
Maybe you do.
Maybe fuck yourself.
I am as God made me. Was that your rationale?
I found the noise Couldn't kill it though
walks out the door with a box of processors on Tuesday...
Probably disinformation
He kept his own counsel. He never wanted money.
It’s an honest question
Nick
I'm the guy who showed his dick to Nicole. You must be the other guy.
I'm Fucking Irish. I'll Deal With Something Being Wrong For The Rest Of My Life
I think you are a designer, Lawren
Just let me do it. Let me do what I do.
I saw a dead guy. I think I'm having posttraumatic stress.
- They're what? - They're fucked.
In the future, I tell you to do a thing, you fucking do it. You got that?
Nice to meet you, Madolyn.
We're thinking a guilty plea to assault and battery would make sense.
I don't care I'd rather hand in my papers
It’s an honest question.
bye
FRANK: Go ahead, Fitz.
What we generally do in this league…
Wouldn't you rather Wipe my ass for me?
Giannis getting a second round series win for the first time in the history of bucks or basketball
Fucking Ants. It's wearing me thin.
Hey go save a kitten in a tree you fuckin homos
You two-faced lady!
you
And all I can answer myself is:
Quarantine! Quarantiiiiine!!
Yeah, go ahead, shoot a cop, Einstein. Watch what happens.
So you're up shit's creek with a client list full of Mick cops.
COLIN: And he beeped him? - Twice.
and you're not in jail.
(PHONE VIBRATES)
No Ticky
Fair enough.
Maybe fuck yourself.
- Watch what happens! - What, so you can get the parade, huh?
I mean, Jesus Christ, please tell me that those Chinamen's email signatures aren't empty!
I'll always have a job. I'll just arrest innocent people.
My Theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms Feed them S**T and keep them in the dark
don't judge harrison from this gif alone.
I didn't take this job to fuck up or let anyone else fuck up.
You recall our chat?
She's on her way out.
Motherfucking!
Staff Sergeant Dignam...
I thought I was supposed to go into shock.
Who let this IRA mother fucker in my bar