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The remote.
It's not like we stuck a broomstick in her spokes and she went flying.
I can't leave the car here.
Used?
- I love the Drake. - How could you not like the Drake?
The whole thing is a total loss.
- But this will get you around? - Oh, sure.
George! George!
Batteries have gone dead before. Aren't they prepared?
Regular line: sons of bitches
Love The Drake Love The Drake
Good for them. Love the Drake.
...walk a lot faster than everybody else?
Hey. Well, I gave her the wheelchair.
They know how to make them.
Can't we just fix the old one?
Baptisms. Engagement presents. It never ends!
Oh, yeah.
- They'll kill us. - You happy? Are you happy now?
Got to love the Discogs!
I told you the buf was bad. I hate the buf!
The better-looking they are, the faster they go.
Sorry again about you and the Drake.
Frank, maybe you ought to make him your butler.
How else are they gonna do it?
Eight years.
Of course you do. It's an engagement party.
...
- Who we bought the wheelchair for? - She dumped me.
I love the 3AT14
They don't know anybody in Chicago.
You see, when you're single you're the dictator of your own life.
Said I'm not good-looking enough.
Why did I get the veggieburger?
They're a blur. It's like they got a motor on their ass.
- Who's got the receipt? - I do.
So, what are you doing now, Georgie?
This is like You’re almost glad to be handicapped
Once he gets it, he doesn't go out for weeks.
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