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Just like the pope.
My champions League draw is worst than my old draw
don't make eye contact with anyone,
You can't pray on city property!
(WHIRRING)
One problem at a time, boy.
(SOBBING)
Rafael is awesome
Who am I kidding? I ain't gonna jump.
featuring a current baseballer.
Hmm...
WOMAN: Some jerk stole Christmas!
ASTROLABE: Today is the birthday of comedienne Margaret Cho.
Your present is right in the other room...
I will be testing my smoke alarm for the next three hours.
But I'm afraid you're a distant second this week.
Let's just say that on this day a million years ago,
I'm gonna be the nicest man this world has ever seen.
(GRUNTS IN ANGER)
Exactly.
That's a very violent image, Lisa.
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
And here's another act of Christian charity I pulled out of my butt.
- ## [Jazzy ] - # Yeah #
##[ Continues ]
I was looking for Homer Simpson's house!