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Yeah. It's Wessys time to shine, baby.
Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out.
I am all right. Thank you.
Rudy
Say goodbye.
- What's that? - Did you see that?
you will be shot.
I think Papajohn's their safety.
You haven't opened so much as a single shred of mail.
Paul? Paul, what are you doing?
- Really? - Yeah, it's straighter.
There goes the neighborhood.
Now I will never get to play.
Unfortunately, that's why we're all in the joint.
The more prone to violence that the inmate is, the more stars he gets.
You got to earn them.
How about this guy?
So it looks like I am going to get to know you guys a lot better,
You know what they say. Once you go gray, there ain't no other way.
- I think that's a ten. - Let's go with a ten.
Feleipe Franks
You assholes better not cut me. I am still on this team.
Okay.
Now, why would he want to read a book about a four-eyed nigger?
Can of corn. Can of corn, and I will be fine. Can of corn.
I Don't Want tTo Play No More With FireEye!
Now I gotta relive this shit
- Is that a touchdown? - Yes, it is.
1% LOW FAT MILK
Kansas State
A loss to the Mean Machine lasts forever.
Gotcha.
You're dead.
We're here deep in the heart of toothless country,
Back to Crewe.
Tomorrow, payback. Now, think about that for a second.
So, what did I do wrong? Was I driving poorly?
Now. Get stepping.
Hey, man, after all Caretaker did, this is how you show him love?
I didn't say nothing about winning.
when you the tokken black guy at sycks new years after party
- Is that right? - That's right.
I thought he didn't want to get hurt.
I knew you couldn't resist my shit.
that's been retrofitted for the big event.
we don't exactly have the cream of the crop to work with here.
Holy shit, is that Paul Crewe?
Defense. Huddle up over there.
When the commish asks you,
We're not winning. Not yet.
Good choice.
Now, get the hell out there. Let's go.
Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.
Drew Brees after his comments
The Heisman Trophy winner from Oklahoma?
That's going to be a personal foul on the big guy.
Game point, baby. How you want the game put up?
Thanks.
Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke.
Green machine, green machine
Hurts So Good vs. XXX Superstar Versus Half-a-Star
Not as soft as the ones at West Texas Mental Institution.
Oh, yes, sir.
White 50. White 50. Hut, hut, hut.
We got that out of the way. I deserved it.
Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer.
Didn't you read the papers? I am innocent.
Who we going to kiss? EFFY!
Trump and GOP on Healthcare
Yeah, yeah. We're all impressed.
Colonel Sanders been eating his own chicken.
Crewe took a shot on that play and he's getting up slowly.
Hey, somebody bring me a Diet Coke.
THIS IS FUN!!!
None
That’s one brother. That’s a lonely brother, this ain’t hockey!
just happens to be the warden now.
We got a 3-94 in progress.
He said he's sorry. I got him to say he's sorry.
It Slipped I Just Ate Popcorn
There's the snap and the ball is fumbled. And the guards recover.
But the ref is waving it off.
Darts "treeouts"
But on game day, if I so much as...
Oh, and as for your request...
Trump and GOP governing...
Down, set.
You want to serve?
We play some slack division II team And we kick the living shit out of them
Forty-seven.
And I will be cheering my jailhouse Boobies for you at game day!
- Hi. - Here I am.
toxic cheryl de coursey was a crounk wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
what a worthless piece of shit you are.
If she's hot enough to have a one-nighter with a pro football player,
Did I get you?
What gift?
Spencer Petras
And that's not it.
Okay. Down, set. Hut.
All right, all right. I got it. Just save it for the game.
Anthony, wow. You can sit down.
Goddamn it. Do something.
Damn it.
Here we go. Here we go.
Hello. There's a huge party going on downstairs.
And Crewe is leveled.
Come on, Switowski.
I love Little Mikey’s mullet I love little Mikey’s mullet
Almanza Throwing Cable
What do you think? Should I go for the left nut this time?
I want those cons to understand who owns them.
And for a small fee, I can even get you McDonald's.
Let's go, you all. Let's go.
.
Here we go Kilmer... here we go!!
- Where'd you put it? - In the back, on the right.
Nineteen seconds. We got a lot of ground to cover.
- Who we going to kill? - The guards.
Can o' JB Weld. Can o' JB Weld. I'll be fine.
You have got to be kidding me.
Give these guys sixes. Give these guys fives.
It's Paul Crewe.
Who we gonna kiss? The Guards!
Let's go, to the line.
He's escaping.
You’re breath smells like 8 cans of shark shit
Almanza Throwing Cable
as they find themselves up by two touchdowns.
- Is that right? - See, it's just come to my attention
What the hell are you dressed up for?
Give you a good chance to throw people on the ground,
led by former NFL MVP quarterback Paul Crewe.
Did I getcha dog?
It slipped I just ate popcorn
On first down, Crewe will throw. He's got Deacon wide open.