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Caretaker's last gift to us.
It ain't about getting hurt. It's about pride.
- What time is it? - Game time.
I can't wait to see what he can do in a contact sport.
Brown 65. Hut.
He's a natural athlete.
Unless you don't want to
Now, where the hell does he think he's going?
Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate.
You know what they say.......once you go gray there an't no other way
Green 67. Hut.
My court, my ball.
When I'm playing horrible and the boys try to cheer me up Gdoxcj
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- He's open. - He's open.
Us convicts are starting up a football team.
- Yep. - So I get to tackle him?
Warden's wondering if your stay in the hotbox has changed your mind.
Will you teach me to grits......?
You can't let these guys scare you. You can't let them punk you.
- Hit me, I am open. - Hike, hike. Hike.
Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
Officer, shoot that man.
This better be on the up and up.
So for those of you thinking of mingling with the civilians
As we start the fourth quarter, cons down by three touchdowns.
No. You're much more expensive than that.
What's three stars?
The commish is too modest to admit that his idea is rather good
I will tell you what you should forget about.
Come on, Paul.
Whateva’ back freckle
Just wanted to talk to you fellas about possibly joining the football team.
That one hurt my bauble sack
I mean, this is absurd.
Only with less sodomy, right?
Mean Machine.
Why are we talking about your nipples?
Group hug in the shower tonight.
for shaving points in a professional football game,
- Who we going to crush? - The guards.
They did it. Unbelievable.
Oh, I can't wait to see what Switowski does to him.
Deuce right, 89. Fly on two. Ready?
That you're not going to be out there on that field with us,
- Brucie. - Yeah. Yeah, coach.
I didn't do it.
Yo Camp Electric employee..... Many fucking years!
Give us the competitive edge.
on the beautiful part and on the woman part.
I don't think so.
Defenses Against Lamar Be Like
I think he just shit himself.
Appreciate you
We could kill them!
That's good news. Unger, you're the man.
Spencer Petras
Yeah, yeah. We're all impressed.
and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation.
Where do you come up with this stuff?
WHEN BRADY GETS SACKED
They have been trying that for years. Don't worry, I got the perfect play.
And apparently steroids.
First and 10 at the guards' 35.
tenae goodsell and mary-jo mcknight grasieu thompson and beryl bah
I still got 15 more minutes of west Canaan..
Don't do that in here.
Wardens want to know if the hot box has changed your mind!?
Yo Camp Electric employee.....Who taught you to be so cool? My momma and My employer!
You're the criminal. Be creative.
How some people are going to feel
yes deieududnxnjorneynorbeyrhdnddiriu sdidueeosjksette? what is the ruinsjofpenaqj reading? today the fortune cookie says: "good luck getting to wild divine."
They see the way I run this prison, think maybe I should run this state.
I thought I was your best friend, Paul
Not a drop
Drew Brees 1st game of the Season
After I did it,
Bitch.
Touchdown.
I felt so shitty I wish I would have just let them kill me instead.
Aaron Rodgers During Week 1
Hut.
All right, all right. Crewe's playing like shit.
When I ask royal if he’s busy because I want to play games with him and he gets mad at me because he’s trying to talk with his friends
Okay. Good, good.
You can do it Get that old ass of yours in the endzone
Shit happens.
49ers right now..
Pull the trigger.
Did she say “K”?
Who am I? Elton John? I ain't wearing that shit.
I bet a lot of your old teammates are locked up in here.
That's going to cost you.
I don't know what you're talking about, freak show.
Yeah, it’s Jagey’s time to shine, baby!
Christian needs a can of corn!
Man, give me that cheeseburger. You acting like a real McAsshole.
What Drew Brees Season Is About To Look Like
- Lena? - Patrick.
Oh, you fooled me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny. Trick photography.
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“I was showing him a wrestling move”
I got it, he's fast.
I can't tell you how much this means to me. Thank you, Lynette.
Come on, Batt.
The play clock is still running. Crewe better call a time-out.
Well, we didn't get the whole chocolate bar, but we got a Hershey's Kiss.
Breaking News: Every Denver Broncos QB ruled ineligible due to Covid-19 for Sundays game
Daniel Jones Every Week
That's why. Now, sit down and shut up.
does the nword offend you
That's his problem. I am going to bring us back.
How's this, though? One game.
And he is a load, at 6'2", 260.
Thats how a white man does a peaceful protest!
The only game we'd play with you is
Well, now, you might find this hard to believe,
- What's this football thing about, man? - Crewe's getting a team together.
Tell Commish, B knocked him outta the offs.
They keep all the records in the basement.
I love little Michael
He could go all the way. Touchdown.
The clock starts to run. Crewe hands the ball to Megget. It's a reverse.
- What time is it? - Game time.
You wouldn't be playing, Paul. Just consulting.
It's time we took a look at what we came here to see
Tell Evan he got knocked the fuck out
Crewe drops back to pass. Turley's leaving him unprotected.
Do that sound again.
You haven't played in years. Why can't I be quarterback?
We Could Kill Them
as I am joined in the booth by Baby Face Bob.
I guess that asshole Hazen wants to play dirty.
What the hell kind of bullshit book is that?
- Now, get stepping. - Hold up.
He tosses to Megget.
It slipped. I just ate popcorn
Breaking News: Every Denver Broncos QB ruled ineligible due to Covid-19 for Sundays game