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You started by asking if I was from Mars because my ass was out of this world.
Will you all excuse me? Leonard is signaling that he'd like to talk to me in private.
Star Trek V.
"Normally, I'm not turned on by big teeth, but on you they work."
- Okay, I guess we have to turn to plan B. - What's plan B?
No, no, no.
Hang on, there's gotta be other options.
Yeah, no, I'm sorry, but something's come up.
Psst?
Listen, I need to talk to you about something.
...the terms of your metaphor by acknowledging her existence. I'm out.
...lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock...
- Howard, is everything okay? - Yeah, baby, I'll be right in.
...play with $200 million government projects on distant planets?
Really? Is that what you do when someone knocks?
Oh, and if anybody should ask, you're half Jewish on your mother's side.
...in which you are for all intents and purposes deceased.
Are you insane? The guy was wearing an eye patch.
No, I understand. Sure, we can be friends. Absolutely.