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No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
You get the heart pumping with the red wine.
We've got to get to him. He and Buddy have to be combined immediately.
What's his problem?
You can have all the pork you want. You can have ham, bacon, sausage.
What? He had to go.
Where-Where did he get it?
He's in trouble. Oh, tell me about it.
There has to be something that we can do.
or forever hold his penis.
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being
Ignore him, Lord. Ignore all his prayers.
Oh, Clesius. Lord, hurry.
so you can blow that rock to bits.
How lovely.
Give us a little preview of the speech you're going to make at the press conference.
Happy Birthday Evan
Aw, hell. Now, what's all of this?
When you gone stop jiving and buy your own home?
Just as long as l'm with you
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Big is better, yep.
It was him. You may be right, Professor. Take a look at this reading.
Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.
Denise, I don't think there's going to be a wedding.
No, I ain't nervous. No, I ain't. No, I ain't.
His DNA burst into water molecules. Sherman, quick. What the hell?
Oh, thank you, Granny, so much. You are too sweet.
Just a minute. Let me do something first. Come here, guys.
perhaps I can give you something to really celebrate. Oh, yes, sir.
See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
I gotta Big Chunky Ass
She's An Old Bag With Old Bag Titties
That was a spoon or fork? That was a spoon. All right. Boys will be boys.
Viagra don't work for me. I've been taking 'em like M&M's.
I could've gone to college if I took that damn...
Oh, Cle- Ooh!
Goddamn Yo big chunky ass bringing the bass and the funk
Hey Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, happy day
Follow That Ass
elastic appitude test.
Now, I have a big ass. Never mind that.
Downstairs. I think you better sleep downstairs. Anna, please, no, baby.
Oh, my baby's finally getting married. Never thought I'd live to see the day. Finally.
Well, if it isn't ol' Chunky Butt. Buddy, what are you doing here?
How often do you have this dream? More and more lately.
All right.
Oh, Clesius! Hurr, Clesius.
I want to say I'm- I'm sorry.
You got a show tonight? What you got that on for?
What the hell is this? Am I supposed to believe that you know bujitsu?
What? Follow that ass.
Petey is back to normal and feelingjust fine. Oh, yeah?
I do too.
What? It's over between us. He just won't accept it.
I don't wanna hear about you old-ass geriatrics. Oh, yeah, Clesius?
Oh, yeah, leave it in the refrigerator. Ain't nobody gonna bother it.
Welcome back. Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage.
And I really think you should get a checkup.
All right, what the hell you old hens cackling about? You ready to go?
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
Red fruit punch? I ain't seen none in the house, boy.
Sherman! See you soon, Sherman!
Better eat up, Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength.
Stop it. You out your goddamn mind. Let me tell you something.
I don't like the Ethical Quandary.
The effect is only temporary. I'm sorry, sir. You're sorry?
Yeah. Klump in charge.
What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? Oh Lord!
Klump, party of six, please. Yes, and we're hungry.
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My God, what happened?
Me and Isaac might be dried-up geriatrics,
Of course, it all has to be properly tested first.
I was hoping we could do this like gentlemen. Come on, Sherman.
Okay, I'll see you soon.
If you quit now, you're gonna be empty-headed. Come on, Klump. Let's get him.
so, um, I'll talk to you later.
Unconditional love too
when I found out that you might be leaving, it just got me all messed up inside.
Dad, where you going? - Daddy! - Oh!
Yeah, keep tellin' yourself that, bubble butt!
Now what is it that ourgenetic codes can determine about us?
It could even affect your intelligence. We don't even know if this is gonna work.
These potatoes sure are scrumptious, aren't they?
He's right. I am in charge.
Is that right? Well, let me tell you something.
Sherman, suddenly I don't feel so well. Can we leave, please?
Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch Mating Season on the Serengeti.
Hey, how are things going on the Underground Railroad, Isaac?
Yeah!
Oh, thankyou. Thankyou so much.
It's the lovely Miss Guilford. Mr. Love.
I turned to my brother, and I said three words,
Yeah, little Courtney. Ooh, nasty.
When you gonna stop jiving and tell everbody you got laid off?
Anna, it's me. It's me. It's Clesius. I'm just young again.
Oh, no. Don't even think about it. Don't you do it.
Oh, Lord, Lord
All right, that's it. Slow the car down! Slow down!
I'm tired ofyour-
And you're mine
Damn, that was some nasty stuff!
Wait! I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies and gentlemen!