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It just matters that I'm in love with you
Yeah, you are, huh? I bet you could standfor a big ol' Whopper right now.
He ain't nothing, never did nothing. Give him a stroke or something.
You gonna have togive me a little sugar right now, or I'll scream.
The Hemlockmove. Give me a knife and straw. I'm gonna give him a tracheotomy.
Sayonara, sucker.
Only thing you do in your bedroom is pull the lint off your scrotum.
When you see NSFW of your NoTP
Is that why they call you a shrink? - Shut up, fat a-
I'll be right back. For the Soul Train!
Oops. Sorry.
and first thing in the morning, I'll make an appointment to get a checkup.
Oh, seeing you in that dress take me right back to the time I got married.
Make Mine Music, Melody Time, Rock a Doodle, The Little Mermaid, The Lion King 1 1/2, Space Jam 2: A New Legacy
Mama, look at this. Oh, you look so lovely.
All I'm hearing is trumpets and asses. I don't wanna hear that.
I don't wanna have to hurt you, Pops! Pops? I'll pop your ass.
Pervert. Beef in your taco.
Damn.
Birkin said...
Nobody but you baby, baby
Home. Home? What do you mean? We got business to talk.
You just got your whole life ahead of you.
Oh.
I've got to be a macho man
I've been looking all over the place for you. I've been leaving messages everwhere.
You're always yapping about it. You won't never let up! Forget it!
and I don't think it'd be fair to you.
'Cause I'm love with the inner being
No, not quite. I'll be ready in a minute.
Somebody break their leg, gonna stay broke this time.
And show that my love will never hurt or harm
uh, the Wellman College youth formula.
Don't tell me you don't like ambrosia. You had some before, and you liked it.
Buddy Love.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theaters.
Isn't that wonderful? Now, remember, that money belongs to Wellman.
Oh, I feel so vulnerable.
Do you have any idea what you've done? This is unbelievable. We're rich.
Oh, Crackers has been in our family more than 50 years.
Unconditional love too
I just lost my damn appetite. Mama, your dress is undone. Let me zip you up.
Boy would I love to throw some hot grease at you!
Reach over Ya gonna pull back a nub
Oh- We're gonna stick with Klump.
You allright?
No, no. No. Please, I'm not that kindof-
The deal is dead, you know that?
Sherman!
...for the all-girls soccer team.
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
And that is why I would like to introduce... New You,
Wait for Uncle J. Stud.
Steady, sailor. What the hell is going on here?
I'm gonna cry. I promised myself I'm wasn't gonna cry. Now I'm gonna cry.
It's gonna be okay. Nice.
Yes. I will. I really will. You will?
This is Molly. Molly is a one-year-old, and Petey is four.
the individual- the bumpy things that go-
You seem to be very fond of this girl, Denise.
Nice lady.
'Cause I'm in love with the innerbeing
You've been able to keep them under control. Not anymore. He's back now.
We should be able to get rid of him. According to Denise's theories,
Denise Gaines. Oh, Sherman.
Crackers!
Ooh! Oh, happy day, happy day
I've finally found someone whose heart is true
Daddy! Sweetheart!
Have some adventure! Oh, now I'm a child- I don't know what I like.
Professor? Professor? Hey.
I know. I'll be a total idiot.
Oh, really? Oh, Ken Norton Oh, Mandingo. Ken Norton. Really?
Mm.
Yes!
Well, if it isn't Professor Sherman Klump, the inventor of Jumbo the Horny Hamster.
Sherman! I'm sorry. Big titties.
In a million
Speaking Spanish Me after I've had a few at Cafe Del Rio
Buddy, Buddy. Buddy.
No one isperfect. - I want to beperfect forher. - Perfect?
Happy Children's Day
Holy shit Sherman Come on boy
Think you're pretty smart, huh, Molly?
When you remember one thing about Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Pretty Lady
Petey here Petey is ourcandidate forgenetic transmofilectesy.
I'm really tring to get to the bottom of this, because this was not supposed to happen.
Look, Clesius, maybe it's psychosomatic.
If I Wanna Put A Trumpet In My Ass And Run Around This Restaurant And Blow Hallelujah, Yankee Doodle, that's my business!
The other day, I got out the shower,
I'm gonna tell you something. I got a razor in this bag.
Just friends- I guess that means you didn't hit it, huh?
Ooh, is this supposed to be that hard? Yeah, let it set a while.
Mpaa Stop
No no See you later chunky butt
What we're attempting to do here is to extract the, uh, the bad, badgenes.
But I- Sherman.
That's not what I'm saying. That ain't what I'm saying at all.