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[speaking Japanese]
- That's right. - He's trying to make a point.
No doubt Christmas is alive and well
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor
Yeah, we know. We're with the wedding.
to be here this morning
I need to take a shit.
and Channel 9 News,
Tom, the shopping frenzy is over,
I swear, Stan.
- Thanks, Mrs. Marsh. - And keep it short.
We've been pitted against each other by two companies
im lonely are you lonely? can i watch you go potty
Niles Lawton is at the scene,
2 x 3 x 5 x 211 = 6330
holiday shoppers are really getting antsy.
I can't do this. I'm sorry, I can't do this!
That's right, Tom. Mall officials have said
I appreciate what you're trying to do, Kyle,
Who want some deals?
This year's ribbon cutter is, of course, George R.R. Martin,
What have you found out? The mall isn't open yet.
Did you know that your son is supposed to be grounded
# Wiener, wiener, wiener #
but says he is on his way.
I'm never playing Call of Duty with you again.
and you know it! The fight is over, Cartman.
# #
What would you say to them?
Sir, sir, operations just said they need one of us
I'll shit in your fucking garden!
Well, the wait is over, and Black Friday's finally here.
They're gonna betray you at the Red Robin wedding.
like...like this! We can just play with this!
Kiss my fat vagina!