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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
"CHEST OF DRAWERS..."
TODAY SAW THE APPOINTMENT
AND HE SPLITS ME NOSTRILS OPEN AND SAWS ME LEG OFF
MURDER...
ON MY ARRIVAL IN LONDON
I MEAN, I HAD TRANSGRESSED THE UNWRITTEN LAW.
NO, THAT'D BE A 5-4.
HE KNEW ALL THE TRICKS-- DRAMATIC IRONY, METAPHOR
RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DEAR.
AND I DECIDED...
THEN HE TOOK UP PUTTING THE BOOT IN THE GROIN.
AND ON MY RIGHT
BUT WHEN DINSDALE WAS VERY DEPRESSED
WHAT DID HE DO?
AND I SAW THIS TANK DRIVE UP AND ONE OF DINSDALE'S BOYS GETS OUT
WITH MATCHING PEARLS AND A DIAMANTE COLLAR NECKLACE.
WELL, SIR, I HAVE A SILLY WALK
WELL, I'D NOTICED THAT THE LAD WITH THE THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE
UNLESS IT'S CONNECTED UP.
OH, BLIMEY, I'M ON.
WELL, ONE DAY I WAS SITTING AT HOME THREATENING THE KIDS
GOOD MORNING.
AFTER ALL, HE ONLY DID WHAT MOST OF US SIMPLY DREAM OF DOING.
WE'LL TURN YOUR GAS ON
( muttering )
AH, YES.
NO, THAT'S FROM AREA SERVICE AT READING.
I'VE SEEN GROWN MEN PULL THEIR OWN HEADS OFF
MR. PUDEY, THE VERY REAL PROBLEM IS ONE OF MONEY.
PINNET.
YES, SIR.
YEAH, YEAH.
WE DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD
HEARING THEY'D GONE BACK TO LONDON
COOEY!
AS THEIR EMPIRE SPREAD, HOWEVER
VIZ. SOME FORM OF DISGUISE
HaPPY BIRTHDAY!
( laughter )
( laughter )