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MOM, DO YOU KNOW PARIS?
HA-HA!
OH, SO, THIS IS TAILGATING.
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
WE SALUTE YOU, DAN.
HE DOESN'T WRITE THE ORDERS DOWN,
SHE'S OVER THERE. SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO.
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR A WALK, RICHARD.
I KNOW, BUT I COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT.
AND THEY ALREADY HAVE THOSE LAWN TWINKLERS.
CUT HIM.
WE MUST CATCH UP.
NOTHING PUFFY. STRAIGHT-UP, HARD-HITTING, UNCENSORED.
HI, SWEETIE.
I PITY HIM IF HE TRIES TO RESIST TOO LONG.
I COULD'VE OPENED WITH THAT, COULDN'T I HAVE?
I DO TEACH, YOU KNOW.
SO, MENSA'S NOT SENDING HIM A T-SHIRT YET,
Emily: YOO-HOO, GIRLS, OVER HERE!
SANDY, WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
WHAT IF I WANT AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM?
SHE IS, ISN'T SHE?
WOULD LOVE PUMPKIN PANCAKES WITH HOMEMADE CINNAMON BUTTER.
SO HOW ABOUT IT? WE'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU.
DON'T I GET ONE OF THOSE?
YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.
AND YOUNG WOMAN.
I SUPPOSE THAT'S NOT IN FASHION.
THIS IS SO COMPLETELY UNFAIR.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE, RORY?
YOU'D HAVE TO HEAR IT.
IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY,
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
IT'S 10:00 AT NIGHT,
LET ME SAY I GOT US RESERVATIONS AT THE CHINA GARDEN.
AND MANAGED TO LOOK INTERESTED
SO?
I GET TO HANG WITH YOU BEFORE FINALS.
JASON, COME ON, THERE ARE A MILLION THINGS HERE.
TO RORY.
OH, WAIT, ARE YOU PENNILYN LOTT, MY DAD'S COLLEGE SWEETHEART?
SORT OF A SEE-YA DAY BEFORE YOU GO BYE-BYE?
LET'S DO IT.
AH, GOT 'EM.
BUT YOU WORK WITH MY FATHER. YOU'RE HATED BY MY MOTHER.
[ SIGHS ] YOU STILL HAVE THOSE RESERVATIONS?
SO, I HAVE TO GO WATCH A FOOTBALL GAME.
WE DO NOT JOKE WITH PENNILYN LOTT.
THANKS.
RIGHT, RIGHT. FOOTBALL?
ALL RIGHT, GIVE OUR BOYS THE STRENGTH
WHERE? RIGHT THERE.
I NOW OWE YOU MONEY.
I MEAN, TWO OF US SITTING ALL ALONE IN HERE.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FATHER AND ME AND RORY!
NO, THE TACOS. YOU LOVE THE TACOS.
SHE'S RORY.
HE CAN'T DISTINGUISH BAGELS FROM DOUGHNUTS,
NOTHING'S WRONG.
SHE'S STOIC. SHE'S A LOT LIKE DAD.
TED KOPPEL'S HERE.