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I cannot teach you the game of basketball...
- I got you. - One-four! All right.
I got a little something for you, too.
That's a viable option for all of you.
What do we have here? The Three Stooges from Richmond.
I'm thinking about what's best for us.
You gotta sit him on your chest. Hold him.
- Are they serious? - I'll knock his braids out.
- Switch it up. - We got it, come on.
- It's a tough job. - Richmond is a tough little city.
In the interest of time, l'd like to open this board meeting up for comments.
you're thinking about what's best for you.
You make it seem like everything's gonna be all good...
Oh, yeah!
Homey, look where you're throwing the ball.
Shay, pass me the ball, dog.
- Damn, how many sisters has he got? - Who knows?
We'II take that!
- Nice to see you again, Mr. Carter. - You too, ma'am.
Swing it right here. I got it.
is now a Cinderella team...
I'm going to give you contracts.
Practice starts at 3:00 As of 2:55 you are late
What are you doing? Give me.
What exactly were the conditions of that contract?
You owe me 1,000 pushups and 7,000 suicides for cussin' and roastin' me out last Wednesday
Not gonna happen.
This is bullshit.
Okay, let's go. Let's go.
Mr. Worm, what is it you want out of this basketball season?
We simply know him as The Crane.
and find one of your little girlies to freak with.
Hold on. Come on, son. Don't give up yet, son.
Come on. Let's go, Richmond!
I'm Jason Lyle's uncle.
Some of my teammates ended up in prison.
I'm impressed with what you've done. But you came up short.
Now the whole world about to know your dumb ass failing science.
- This is a country-ass nigger. - Excuse me.
So every year I have less money to pay faculty and staff.
I'm gonna see y'all later, all right?
- Right there. I got him. - Ball.
Yeah, probably in time for your mom to get home.
Ball, Damien.
I came to coach basketball players, and you became students.
I'll see you at practice tomorrow.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There goes our two leading scorers from last season.
Don't you have someplace to go? Something to do?
All right, one-four. Linda.
To the baseline!
Starting today, you will play like winners, act like winners...
the players are agreeing to maintain a 2.3?
Defense.
Time-out.
Ref, you gotta call that. This is my house.
Now we have Delilah.
Get back, get back! Everybody get back!
I need you and the boys to sign this contract.
Now, if you decide to follow these simple rules...
- I'm hollering at both of the friends. - Both of them?
I'm not ready.
I guess we’ll have new leading scorers this season huh?
Sir, I just wanna say thank you.
Blue ball!
And I agree with them. I'm not here to argue with your rules.
Hands up!
This is a great school, Damien.
- Here's two bundles, all right? - All right.
It was great when we was getting down. You had no second thoughts about that.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't agree with you.
Anybody still think Coach bluffing now?
Oh, my gosh. I know you gonna kill it up there.
- Damien. - Yo?
Excuse me.
It's the same message that we as a culture send to our pro athletes...
What is your deepest fear?
One of you is gonna get arrested.
You may not browse for books! Why not? Because all the books are getting taken out. Even a British royal guard's patience has it's limits
Ever think about what you were going to do before you were pregnant?
He clowned you, dog. He had you on lock the whole game.
- That's a nice tie. - Morning, sir.
Do you score all the points for the team, too?
- All right, let's out. - Step it up, let's go!
So are the rest of you. Sir is a term of respect.
I am holding him.
boyed?
Matter of fact, she still is.
The party ain't over it ain't over
was negated when they ended the lockout.
and I've committed to 50.
- Mr. Carter, how are the boys? - They're great, ma'am.
It's way beyond that now.
signing autographs and humping the honeys.
And hold him up.
what you should both know is we treat ourselves with respect.
- Damn it! - Relax. Chill out. It's over. All right?
- Kenyon! - What's up?
Go home.
Now, I played basketball at Richmond 30 years ago.
How dare you?
You are not going to like what happens in practice on Monday.
You know your task is impossible before Friday, right?
But you men played like champions.
and look at your parents' lives and ask yourself, Do I want better?
Kenyon, pose for me. Smile.
My name is J. Lyle They call me wild
The Academic Performance Index.
Push it.
You all right, dog?
and I'm worried about how I'm gonna feed it, pay for this and that.
To win that state championship, sir.
Pressure the inbound pass.
You're in better shape than they are. Push it.
Yeah. There might be $1,000 in it for me.
Come on.
You promised to take your girlfriend to Mexico in January.
I got you something.
You burnt popcorn head ass boi
- Come on, man. Hurry up, man. - All right.
You said we're a team.
Okay, Shaq.
Mr. Gesek is a big basketball fan.
You just wanna go to college, play ball, and forget about me.
- They know I'm leaving. - What?
- Harmony, that's cute. I like that. - What did Kenyon say?