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Damien Carter. Get your ass out of that pool.
Basket's good!
I guess a Chocolate Motherfukka like me need to speak louder so y'all can hear me I'm your new basketball coach Milk Dud Jackson
I can't get them to show up for school, for practice.
Take the lock off that gym. My phone hasn't stopped ringing.
Y'all heard about that two-for-one special, right?
And of those that do graduate, only six percent go to college.
- I don't understand how y'all won. - Y'all wack-star niggers.
- Come on. - Ease back.
Say, Hi, Uncle Kenyon.
Get your ass out of that pool Father Forces Son to Destroy Xbox One Over Bad Grades
But you gotta be patient on the weak-side screen.
All right. Huddle up. Mr. Carter, you're in.
How will the community react to this lockout?
Black people be like
Coach, we won the tournament.
ESPN, baby.
I can't believe this, man. He was just standing there.
For five months of work?
reach the agreed-upon GPA.
and sit in the front row of those classes.
Bring it in.
Young sirs. It's been a long day.
- Hell, yeah. - Let's go.
from a coach at a junior college in Sacramento.
until your conditioning is at a level that allows me to do so.
you tell me how it's gonna be, how we'II make it.
ou Win The Bonus Prize Of 500 Pushups!
that questions our abilities as educators.
You painted an extreme picture. No one expects them to graduate...
- Can I help you? - I'm Ken Carter...
- You look good. - Thank you.
is going to go to college.
I know I'm fine. But I'm not feeling myself. I'm feeling you.
Your job is to win basketball games, Mr. Carter.
And you can. Our next faculty meeting is in two weeks.
Come on, you're back with us now.
- All right, guys. - It's on.
- You all right? For real? - Yeah.
Academic progress reports, young men.
making it their first loss of the season.
Bobby Sweats yelling at the RAI team
Right here.
If you’re early you’re on time If you’re on time you’re late
You said we'd be alone. You call this alone?
You will attend all your classes...
Taunt him after every score.
They're ranked number one in the state.
Let's take this time to say whatever it is we want...
You all had a problem getting up and down the court.
All day, baby. Can't stop that.
That's like thread. That's not even half a shoelace.
- Richmond. - Rich what?
Boston baked bean head ass And what is your name sir?
If you don't perform in the classroom, you will not play.
that we didn't work on our offense during practice.
This is one country ass fried chicken eating cognac drinking ass nigga Excuse me
is that ever-elusive victory within.
Let me hear you!
I'd like to remind you that classes are in session...
Yes, sir, I do.
- Speaking of Michael Jordan. - What's wrong with a girl?
No. Take some, please.
Renny. They shot Renny. I mean, we was just there.
I know how to do that.
I need their teachers to fill out weekly progress reports...
and, most importantly, you will be winners.
- Kenny... - Kyra, just listen. Please.
No, sir.
that has to be thinking that there's a chance...
Man we hear you dawg, But we can't see you, we just ain't fukkin with you The glare from yo big black ass Whopper Milk Dud Charles Xavier with a tan head is hella fukkin shiny
- What? - You wanna get out the car?
- We're in. - Yes!
Why didn't you tell me? I would have gone with you.
You working that chinchilla. Look, baby, me and you...
I'll do it, okay?
Watch it.
can get you into college.
Hell if I know, sir.
You won four games last season.
He doesn't mean anything. It's over.
I can't just have one girl. You know what I'm saying? I need both.
We ain't got to be ready enough for nothing, all right?
Well, you didn't see him. He's a freshman. He didn't play.
You never gave up.
If you listen and learn, you will win basketball games.
Cruz, chill, man. Why do you try to act hard all the time?
To the baseline!
Yo, shut your bitch ass up.
And until we all meet the terms of this contract...
I tied that shit!
- This ain't the track team, man. - Nor is it the debate team, Mr. Lyle.
- nice game. - Thank you.
I put my fist up. That means I'm going this way.
How I’m feeling without Edge
Everybody up.
Winners?
Chop.
All right, keep riding on somebody. Don't get lost in there.
Get up.
Any unexcused absences, any other disciplinary issues at school...
Thank you all for coming.
- Mr. Cruz! - Good game, boy.
Buoyed. The word is buoyed.
Lions fans!!! We Undefeated!!
Now, that's the biggest game of the year.
- Junior Battle. - Undefeated until...
I wanna come back on the team. What do I gotta do to play?