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Compu queeeee? COMPUTODO!
- Wonder how that happened. - We had 32 points. I got 12 of them.
St. Francis is one of the best high school teams in the nation...
- Yeah, no doubt. - Gentlemen, listen up.
- Damn, do you buff it? - You got jokes to go along...
J.B. Come on, baby.
Come on, close out. John, explode. Let's go.
Good to see you, sir.
Yeah! Give it up, baby.
Little help here. Pick him up.
Defense!
That's right, 16-0.
No, sir.
Get back, get back!
- I'm all set. - Ray, would you see that Mr. Carter...
Hold on to that monster.
What, you wanna go?
- Lyle, bring it. - Let him go.
Nice to see the fight in you, dog. Know what I'm saying?
- What's up, baby? - How you doing?
And how many days do I have to consider this offer?
All right, gentlemen, give me two lines.
I'm not saying this is not gonna be a challenge...
- They gave you a scholarship? - Yeah, baby, a full ride.
- Come on, man, read it. - Man, you know he can't read.
- What, man? - No, man, it's just funny, dog,'cause...
You require 10 hours of community service...
Good afternoon, young men. As Coach White said...
Anyway, I got something for the baby today.
- Man, I don't need no help. - He didn't lock us out for no reason.
But you're right. And because you're right...
still cares about the concept of the student athlete.
Would you like to see me in this shoelace?
Iocked the gym and sent his players straight to the library.
You don't care about me.
I haven't received anything from their teachers.
Yo, Damien. All right!
Oh, no!
Now, let's give him the respect he's due.
- Good morning, Coach Carter. - Good morning.
I don't understand this. It's a letter, how can it be a number?
Gentlemen, you have failed to...
It's all right, man.
Willa Battle.
Mr. Lyle.
- Whatever. - What's up, man?
You put a lock on the gym...
- Because if not... - If not, what, Kenyon?
After all the things that my son has been through for your team...
I called Richmond. They expect me in the morning.
Make the shot, Damien!
I will do everything in my power...
Everything's great, right? Your cousin is 19...
Fukk y’all fake ass wanna be Paulie and Christopher, Brooklyn and K.C. ass motherfukkas! Nah, fukk you, you look like you fukked Aubrey Plaza’s Nose and Forehead!, Fukk Y’all
God!
I just read in the newspaper Barack Obama has been shot
Oh, and here's the best part: Your second-favorite man was MVP.
They wanna see Junior play this Friday.
Ladies.
- Jump! - Yeah, Jason.
you know which team l'd choose?
Two of you, one of me. Now, that's special.
Is you some Popeyes country church jook joint buck dancing ass nigga with your Steve Harvey suit on and all that? Right!
Time-out, white.
Yes, sir.
- No doubt. I'm gonna check y'all. - You got this.
I took this job because I wanted to effect change...
Right now, you're playing theirs. When we step on the floor...
A basketball scholarship to George Mason University.
Slow the ball down!
Hey, yo, Junior, man, don't worry about Ty Crane, dog.
Did you eat the last piece of cake? Did you drink all the Kool-Aid?
How would you like to watch the Worm work?
Take a nickel bag, okay? Go get yourself something, man.
Linda is smart, she's political.
Ball, man!
I'll take it home.
Surprise arrival to the poll is Richmond High at 19th.
So, what happens to me? You still gonna come to my games?
Tell me, how do you see yourselves?
Sit down, Mr. Battle.
- Linda! - Watch the pick.
- One, two, three! - Our time!
- Richmond! - Rich what?
Explode! Worm, explode! Touch the floor.
- Run? - Correct again.
Last few years have been really tough.
Ceremony Of The Keys. Sorry I'm not in service
- Come on, baby. Come to the ball. - Right here.
You gotta help Junior on the weak-side pick.
This whole school, this whole community, is behind this team.
All right. Set up the one-four. Run Candy.
Guys!
or algebra?
You owe me 500 pushups apiece.
- Let's go, guys. - Energy, guys.
Junior's older brother, Anton...
Before we get into that, let's warm up.
Like I was saying, I'm Junior Battle. I'm the man.
If You was any Bigger You’d be my bigger nigga
We been tripping lately, man. All y'all know it.
Youre not a sir Well are you a madam
That, among other things. Yes, ma'am.
I can fix all that in the morning.
All right, so?
I remember once she tricked me into stealing brownies...
You gotta force him left. The baseline's another defender.
Yeah, business is very good, Kenny.
Now, Richmond is gonna riot if you forfeit that game.
For a long time, it's just been my moms, my boys, and you.
Hold on, let me down.
Get your head in the game.
or what's gonna be written on the front page...
Aw yeah!, take this spit! You bitch ass motherfukkin buster ass bastard!
Let's go.
God, I'm sick of you, man!
I had a choice to make...
I said, suicides. Put your hand on the line.
- Yes, ma'am. - And what if they fail?