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Mr. Scott's advice part 1
Wait a minute. So you're going to time me every time I yawn? That's absurd.
You get me
Kendall from corporate HR is on line one and Holly's on her way in, too.
(DIAL TONE BEEPS)
Great job. I am truly impressed.
You get me
LET'S GET ETHICAL
What do you think? What do you think of this place?
A little close to my birthday there, Rita
I got it. I got it.
Look, to be honest, the company's getting a discount at a tough time
Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?
Okay. Could we have a moment?
I thought you were already engaged
and pretend like the whole thing never happened.
so I'm just making sure.
Even though it was an amazing ride and I'll give an example.
People are suspicious of me and my best friend in the office won't even talk to me.
A siesta. Time thief. Time thief. Fire him!
I'm saying that her behavior is unethical, and a little icky.
To be married? Yep.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
You know what's weird? It's practically a shot-for-shot remake.
you need to be Robin Williams and M. Night Shyamalan.
Yes.
The tall guy got engaged.
(WHISPERING) Well, I just have to get through the binder.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Exactly, Andy. Yeah. I took Intro to Philosophy twice.
(EXCLAIMS) For the love of God, we're trying to help you, you stupid bag.
Do some... Do some work.