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- before he even knows what's going on. - (GUN COCKING)
Iraq lobster
Not even a little.
Yeah, if you're in a wheelchair.
"Sadly, the fact that you are with Jeff
And on top of that, they say they don't need to be entertained,
Dame Judi Dench with 30 minutes of kissing first,
Lois, l'll take my breakfast to go. l'm going fishing with the fellas.
The famous soy sauce
Let’s waste this dick
People don't even know what a Portuguese is.
Wow. I guess he's really gone.
- Like a date. - Like a date date? Or like a date?
These kinds of guys don't change.
we wouldn't have tried to kill you.
"and you and our unborn child would be better off without me in the picture.
- Holy crap! - Oh. my God!
If today wasn't your birthday...
I just want to get to sleep and put this ugly night behind us.
(WHISPERS) Oh, come on! Who says that?
I don't think you understand how serious a matter...
I don't get that one!
I kind of want to kill somebody else now.
Actually, we don't have time, Jeff.
Why don't you call the cops like you did on Christmas?
Well, listen, how about I make us all some dinner, huh?