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Listen, you had your chance. I e-mailed it to both of you.
anna
The Farm
Well, actually, about that, Brenda,
Oh, no. Jeff would never allow that.
Here's the first three digits of my phone number. E-mail me.
"and you and our unborn child would be better off without me in the picture.
Well, why don't you smoke a whole carton of cigarettes!
What the hell? Did you change the channel while I was going to get a beer?
- Come here! - Ah!
All right, forget the uncle thing.
Laugh and cry
Lucky there's a family guy
Iraq lobster
I choke myself every day, you bastard.
Why don't you call the cops like you did on Christmas?
Oh, God, I just... I hope Glenn's okay.
The three of us.
Jeff didn't come home last night and he hasn't called.
Go shoot some animals,
I don't know what this cock-a-doodle-doo thing is,
(CHRIS STUTTERS)
Close your menu, so they know we're ready to order.
- What's that? - lt's like a surprise birthday party,
Soliciting a rooster.
I'll give you another moment.
Yeah, I guess that is what I said.
Look, turn off the light.
And then we'll be done. Sound good?
because that was awful.
Isn't he the one that beats her?
I can't arrest Jeff unless Brenda files a formal complaint with the police.
JEFF: Oh, now you're calling me a liar in front of this cat?
I'm sorry. Oh, shoot.
You fat, ugly bitch!
"I realized that you are too good for me,
All right, on the way back, I get to pick the radio station,
Brenda just fell.
Yeah, but she's gotten a lot better.
Like hell she did.
I thought we were gonna kill him.
(SOBBING)