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'Scuse me, out of the way, alcoholic coming through!
Where what some call a miracle is taking place.
Stan marsh. Puffball. Is. Puffy is. As. Soft as a. Cloud
As news of the miracle spreads, hundreds are expected to show up here at the church
as Pope Benedict made his way through the throngs of people.
Es un milagro. Es un milagro!
Dad, you're drunk! You're not driving a car!
Allright then. You drive
I feel like this is my only hope.
Stan marsh..d Puffball. Is. Puffy
Shh! Trying to concentrate! Just hold the damn wheel!
Dad, let's just wait our turn.
That's great. And I understand this is somebody's first AA meeting, is that right?
Right right. Does vodka count?
Um, my name's Randy and... I just, really like beer.
Is that the line?
I want you all to take a good look at Stan's dad and say:
Every couple of minutes he gets out of line to go to the bathroom.
Sure Randy, go ahead.
Uh, look, my dad was here yesterday and
I'm going to die!
If you don't make the right choices in life
You have the power. You haven't drank since seeing the statue.
I wish it was that simple, son.
Oh wait. Sh sh. Hold on a second, gang.
Well how about four? - I think you're pushing it.