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Whatever you say. I'll return the guns and the whole thing's off.
Oh, your poor eyes. Come here.
I’ve always been a fast healer. I believe in Jesus..so that helps.
- Captain Ron! - Yeah, Boss?
He lost our ladder, he doesn't navigate.
What do you think about Captain Ron?
- Get back on the boat! - You're embarrassing me.
How long will it take us to get to San Juan?
-Just tie this off, OK? - Ben, grab the line.
You do it good, maybe you'll get promoted from swab to mate.
- You look kind of natural there. - Thank you.
We're doing our job, you do yours! These people are taxpayers!
No gorillas. Not here. No way.
Well, let's see. You have 532 ...
Martin, what is it?
Trust me, you have not been kidnapped. Captain Ron is a jerk.
- I really hate this! - Are you OK? Will it come off?
it's the land of Voodoo, Hoodoo and all kinds of wierd shit
Sorry, gorillas are native to Equatorial Africa.
- Great Barrier Reef? - You heard of it? Smart lady.
Remember, when the sails go up, you can't go dead into the wind.
Have we ended up in the same spot as our boat?
Mom! My glasses broke and the lens fell out!
Day 30. New log.
- Do you know about broken bones? - I took a first aid course.
Bring it down!
Captain Will
Don't let my children find me drowned and naked in the shower.
- Is this Full Metal Jacket? - It's the basics.
Kate, take a look.
Throw some music on the jukebox.
He said go..rilla Not guerilla
Sums up how I’m feeling
oh shit the washcloth went down the drain
Some people get jealous at me. There's the Navy thing.
All right, kids. Nothing can stop us now.
Man!
We're gonna run out of water. Hang on.
Just a little squall! They come on ya fast, and they leave ya fast!
- Mom? - Martin?
Besides, if we get lost, we dock somewhere and ask directions.
It's the land of voodoo, hoodoo and all kinda weird shit.
We don't know how to drive a boat.
A sponge fisherman's convention! Or more rocks.
Prohibit to pass.
My floor. Coming through. Come on, step lively ...
By the way, you owe me $140 for eBay
don't drop the washcloth oh shit i dropped in on top of the drain
I’ve been to dollywood
Ben!
Dad! Help!
I don't like to draw attention to myself.
- You know these waters well. - Yeah, no problem there.
Log entry, day two. The adventure begins!
You don't wanna be down here if she breaks up.
Besides, I borrowed my buddy's car and ...
The sun's coming up, we have no money, no passports and no explanations.