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Hang on, I'm coming.
- There are no gorillas here. - Yeah, there is.
you wouldn't be tryin' to cheat captain ron now would ya?
- Dollywood... - You made me lose count!
OK, take it up. Today, guys!
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Honey, stay on the path, OK?
- Honey, don't start anything. - I'm just getting a screwdriver.
It's not gonna happen at that price.
wiggle and jiggle your toes in the drain
Mambo!
Them pirate guys don't like to lose. It's an honour kind of a deal.
- Angeline's OK. Roscoe is the jerk. - Yeah, we saw Roscoe.
Hang on a second. Go ahead, grab onto that line!
- This is my wife, Katherine. - What's happening, Kitty?
You're a natural!
I heal fast. I believe in Jesus, so that helps.
I do have concerns about other aspects of the voyage.
Clearly the wrong shoe selection.
and the knowledge that Captain Ron is about to leave our lives,
Ben, stop that!
- Wouldn't you just know it? - What's so bad about Cuba?
- Come on. Hold on, Dad! - We got you, Dad.
The doctor says that by tomorrow my retinas will be fine.
Like, we saw Mr. Ed on TV the other day? He spoke French!
- Boss? - Yes, Captain Ron?
Next stop, carnival in San Juan. Or so we thought ...
Let's light the fires and kick the tires. Push that back.
Listen up. The way it works shipwards is, you do your job.
Stand by to set the mainsail!
- Daddy's coming. - Here, Ben!
I'll blow a hole in their boat with this!
derp derp
Swab, bring me another brewski!
Captain Ron is more cunning than I originally suspected.
Congoleum!
We don't give our kids enough attention. Don't interrupt us.
Come around on the other side. Watch what I'm doing. Take it up.
Not at all. Bye-bye, now.
Pull back.
"Google no longer allows flash settings to be saved so that sites will be allowed to use it. " "Eh, nobody knows."
You bet you wasn't. You want a beer, get your own beer.
Capitan Ron! Where is my auto?
- What the hell are you doing? - Rescuing you.
Everybody grab their shit!
- Thank God! - And Caroline's?
We're too far into the wind! We gotta bring her around!
if you don't count that one time in the car,
Wow! Too cool.
-Just turn off the water. - I'm trying to turn it off!
Some day I'll retire, some day we'll have more time for our kids.
What do you think?
Tower Tower
Not this time, swab. Bone's about to punch through the skin.
This is old stuff to you, having been a helmsman.
- Isn't that amazing? - Oh, that's great.
The kids are happy, Ron is buying us lunch. Let's just eat, OK?
- I wouldn't do that. - I would. Beat it.
Captain ron
Martin?
We'll be spontaneous when we have time.
Caroline, I asked you to do ...
- Where are we going, skipper? - I don't know.
jiggle my toes in the drain
Don't worry. We'll be in Florida soon. We'll sell this thing and go home.
Martin ... Martin, you know that Roscoe man?
I'm sorry. You don't totally understand it. He's eating my brain!
Do you think we'll be able to do that?
I didn't do it!