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Thank you for pointing that out.
- You're tough. You've got a tattoo. - A little one!
We’re having twin girls…. Tell the General “shit happens” cough it up
Wait, wait, wait!
The Caribbean is full of captains. We'll hire one to take it to Miami
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I see ...
What's that? A mop.
Guys, you've been through this!
We're gonna fucking die.
- Hey! Are you the captain? - Josh Rico.
cum on her foot with her toes in the drain
Honey, let's not forget we have guests, if you know what I mean.
What a thrill it is to leave the turmoil of civilization behind.
- You're engaged. - No, I didn't get engaged.
It's all wood.
- Sounds romantic, huh? - It means potato.
I'm not starting a fight. It's just my opinion.
I'll do more than that if you don't get going. Move!
I'm fine. Captain Ron broke his leg. I'm serious. Go see.
Over there!
- Yea, Dad! - Yea, Ben!
- Do you see that boat? - I see it, honey.
We could have been under it. Not the idiot that installed it ...
- Did you find them? - What? No.
- We've got our boat. - No, the pirates have our boat.
Honey, hold on!
A guy with a spider on his head tattooed you somewhere private?
- Who is he? - Dad, it's fake. It washes off.
- Martin, are you OK? - It could happen to anyone.
Sarah Sarah
Well, let's hope so.
- No, that's my daughter Caroline. - My mistake.
He's such a character.
- Where is your brother? - He's around. You guys!
Give me a sec to tell them, OK? This is so cool!
Skipper, the walls are kind of thin. We're not alone.
And you! Tell Roscoe you're not getting jack!
Oh, no, don't tell me. He's back?
HurricaneIrma
Bloodthirsty, heavily-armed pirates against the Harvey family?
- We don't know if it's safe. - We'll find out on the ocean.
That's my girl!
Back to the raft!
- Lucy, I'm home! - It suddenly got crowded in here.
Is there a problem?
Pirates of the Caribbean Been to Disney World, One too Many times, have we Captain ron?
Dak Prescott is more cunning than I originally suspected.
OK. On deck. We'll get the sails up. You want to save this boat?
stomping on shower knob
Well, I'm the top hat. Be the battleship.
primo work boss
I hate everything about you, you stupid, ugly ...
No, he's fine. He seems to know what he's doing. He was in the Navy.
But getting the sails up today was quite a rush for all of us.
It was like, he speaks French! That is so cool.
Always been a fast healer, of course I believe in Jesus
- I can see. All kinds of buttons. - It came with a 64-page manual.
Mike, Adam & Tony WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE.
Are you all right?
- Where is that again? - San Juan.
- There are children on this boat! - We've had enough!
They can get to be a little messy, if you know what I mean.
Ben, the mainsheets!
It's the tides, man. They can either work for you or they can work against you.
You are lucky, yours is above the water line.