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For college. The mall, they would sell that.
Seth. Hey, where are you?
Woah, that is fucking pimp
You certainly are!
It’s fine I’ll be fine
I’ll just take shots by myself at the bar like Steven fucking Glansberg
- Thank you. - Oh, I love this place.
- That's fucked. - No shit, it's really fucked up.
You know, not while you're drunk.
- Fuck, man! - So, what the fuck do you want?
Me too!
- Fuck. Stop! - Stop the bus!
I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
- Evan. - Get the hell out of here.
Get used to it, sister.
So do you wanna come buy me cover-up or something?
- Hello? What? - Can you hear...? Piece of shit!
She's D.T.F. She's down to fuck, man.
Yes I’d love to blaze with you check.
It's got booze, it's got girls. Booze and girls equals...
No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed...
It is very Dangerous
- Oh, my God. - Sing for us! Sing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We'll get the booze and get the fuck out of here, okay?
No the cuphead show Yes the cuphead show. That’s it. You're grounded for saying that. Go to your room right now
All right, looks like we got a call. We can't pay for these.
When your boy asks you why you’re watching Euphoria:
Give me a fucking warning before you do it.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER
It's the first of many too, so get used to it, Gerth
I have your information. So put her there.
VAGINA VAGINA
Oh Tinker? I'm essentially best friends with the guy
No, no. She said something more like:
You bailed on me
And lube.
When I'm off And management left new notes
Ok
This is what we get for trusting Fogell, okay?
You better get me a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol...
Hey, thank you.
Hell, yeah, we should get some sleigh beers
- She's going around the corner. - Come on!
I love talking and conversing with you.
Spread your shit!!
I'm okay, you know, yeah. Did you have fun last night?
Fuck it. I'm about to graduate.
This whole thing Is bigger than us, LA!
- What was she thinking? - You don't even know.
Hope piggy Can ruuuun
Thanks. We really like you too, McLovin.
Tell your fucking faggot friend
McLovin! Nice!
I'm sure they will be.
And one little bottle of spermicidal lube?
Everything else is great.
I’ll give Israel another shot
- Hey, Becca. - Hey.
Fuck! The money, man! Fuck! How much money can you get?
Tiger got out of the cage, man. Alright? I’m sorry, cmon JDO
- So I'll call Andy and Greg. - Okay.
They're like little baby toes.
Hey, man, are you sure it's cool that we're here with you?
- What do you think you're doing? - Hang up. Nothing.
Oh my god! I'm in!
Oh, you got a stain too.
oh like Legos!
- Yeah, so? - It's blood.
- What the fuck do we do, man? - Don't stop. I don't know.
Fuck that, we're calling you Baby Yoda
Can we shoot at it?
Rrrr Sas
I'm sorry.
- Slater! - Officer Slater.
I should've told you. I don't know why I didn't.
I mean, you took him in the second round
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I just figured I would need one.
Now, what's your first name?
How fucking selfish are you?
- This kid's fucking crazy. - Stay back for your own safety.
Fine, yeah. Maybe we can get some food.
Yeah, I guess so. But she was insanely hot.
- I'm out, I'm out. - Good, here we go, here we go.
Evan! Come on! Move!
I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar, I want a little production value.
It’s all I have man .. it’s all I have
Yeah.
And now I'm going to college a fucking friendless virgin.
I forgot to tell you, my mom said we can have the TV from the basement...
Shut the fuck up, Scarlett
Thomas and friends Thomas socks celebration
Fogell, just be cool, man. Get in and get out.
sds
Seth! Get off the field!
Yeah.
Wait, what are you...? What are you guys doing?
Me too!
Mike
So much other fun shit that is gonna be happening
- Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up.
Z
What are you saying?
- Why is it called that? - I don't know.
It's a fine ID. It'll... It's gonna work. It's passable, okay?
How’d he get into Dartmouth? I don’t get it.
These fucking terrorists multiply like bunnies.
Seth! Hi. There you are. We were just talking about you.
I've been praying for a game. I'm literally waking up and praying.
- You go out there and check on him. - Fuck that. You go.
- My R.S.V.P. - Just a maybe?
Fuck me, right?
What about, like, Perfect Ten?
- Well, fuck me. - Fellas.
Oh, shit.
I'm excited.
weird shit, right miroki
- Everybody stay calm. - Get the fuck out of my way!
I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
What the fuck?
I've been praying for a fight. I'm literally Waking up and praying
This Real Big, Veiny, Triumphant Bastard.
I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you something, Evan.
- Can I shoot one? - Yeah, go nuts. Go nuts.
So you lied to your best friends and you just don't care anymore?
Get the fuck out of here. The fuck out of my house.
You weren't invited. Get the..
"I Don't Understand Why You Have To Be Such A Little Bitch About It."
Spread your shit!
Don't Move. Scenes For The Next Episode of Dragon Ball Z Kai Are Coming Up Next. On Nicktoons.
I'm McLovin. I am McLovin.
Shawn’s killer lemonade. That’s kinda gay, but I can get it for you.
- I get it. - What is it? What is it?
Ryan
Fastest kid alive, my ass. Come on. What are we gonna do?
You know, it's a love-hate thing.
Enjoy your remaining years
Whatever 5'10 is, he was 5'10.
I was so shitfaced last night I shouldn’t have fucked that guy
She really bitched out back there Fucking judas
I didn't mean...
You guys know a guy named Jimmy?
- What? - Why?
Shit.
We should be guiding his cock, not blocking it.
You never would've done it.
I can't believe you still have the liquor.
...and I have to hide every erection I get.
What the fuck?
Where do you get off dancing with my fiancée?
Good. I can't wait for you to get here.
AAPL and TWTR are very different valuations, so ha!
Plus, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Tell me about it... Samesies
10-4.
That's the dumbest thing ever.
Seth, Mom is making a pubie salad. I need some Seth's Own dressing.
THIS WHOLE THING IS BIGGER THAN YOU
Because I respect her, Seth. I'm not gonna put unfair pressure on her.
Enjoy fucking Jules I will!
I'm really sorry about everything last night, and I just...
I couldn't find a minute to make an appearance.
...everything's covered in semen.
She had the biggest tits I've ever seen.
There's so much other fun shit that's in Seminole
Last two weeks Fuck it
I mean, that's the world I one day wanna live in.
Yeahhhhhh!
They’re like little baby toes, they’re perfect!
- We're friends. - Shut up.
Hey, wait, careful.
What... What... What's wrong, Mark?
Well, apparently someone has an exam.
You bitched out, man, you fucking Judas.
Ah my back Trey!
He's young, but the Force is strong with this one.
It's such a crazy story, okay?