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Maizy’s a bitch.
Come on, guys, let's go!
- Fuck! Over! - Okay, watch this.
- What? - Bec...?
She got incredibly hot over last summer...
Don't make me feel like that. I thought it was cool.
It's flawless. Check it.
No, Evan, that wasn't part of the plan.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE BETWEEN RENT 360 and GREENLIGHT???
- Should I run? - Yes.
I'm gonna tell Becca how I feel. Maybe she'll get with me.
What the fuck, man?
I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on.
Fuuuck that! You go!
I've been praying for a fight. I'm literally waking up and praying...
I did it, dude. I even offered to pay for it.
I didn't realize that.
Hey, so did you bring a condom for tonight?
Fucking calm down Shelton, it’s car crash defense work
Apparently someone has to go to work
He would love that. He’d be smitten. He’d go out with that.
Yeah, I'd like that.
McLovin bailed!
So is everyone is Yarn Live and makes you guys subscribe to the website this is what i do i talk about movie news World news, in any news under the moon makes you guys subscribe to the website
This rink’s a freak. It’s the biggest rink in the world
Jeez, why don't you go cry about it?
Technically I dont have a first name, So don
This is bullshit.
Hey Paul… You about my Jags party this Thursday?…
I am fired anyway. I work at Kroger Im just drilling holes. The last two weeks. Fuck it!
Don't do it, kid.
Get out of here. They're gonna make me run laps.
Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.
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I would do terrible disgusting things to play golf.
This is fucking crazy.
Better be more than 7 bucks in that wallet My Birthday card on the 20th deserves more lol
Definite yes, then.
Fuck that. You go.
- Really funny. - There you go.
you're a hero!!!
You got, like, two dozen handjobs.
Pizza bagels.
You don't have to rush off like that.
I am so sorry, man. I am so sorry.
- Car 98, that's you. Do it. - Fuck.
I Don't Believe it!!
That’s kind of a personal question
All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either.
All right. You look like a future paedophile in this picture, number one.
- McLovin? - No, no, no.
- I can't wait to see you. Evan? - Okay, bye.
My brother came from Scottsdale, Arizona to be here.
She had back problems, man.
Let's fuck and Get Sweaty!
Who the fuck is Seth?
Sitting here eating alone Like Steven glansberg
...but you could stop by if you wanted to.
That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole
- You might just be doing... - Hey, prof.
Can I hold one of your guns?
how badly do u wanna fuck me?
you know, you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
- It's beautifully done. - I think we're gonna get an A.
I was gonna give you a nudge... A punch, the friend thing.
Peace.
Ah! My back!
*michael cera*
Yeah, yeah. Do what you gotta do. Mix it over. I'll be over by the car.
I Would Do Terrible, Disgusting Things To Hook Up With Brandi
You want a line of cocaine?
My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit.
Ayyyy
...you're gonna write a witness report saying they leapt in front of our car like mad men...
What if they make me put the liquor back? I can't do that.
McLovin, stop him! Do it, do it, do it, do it!
- And this one. - It's off.
Well, the funny thing about my knee...
Think he was Vietnamese, it was with a P-H.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Go get Gaby, please.
Yeah, kind of had to catch that bus.
What is that?
I bet you play the whole mysterious-guy thing, right?
Both my reactions no matter who wins tomorrow
- Yo! Fight! - Move it!
Fucking calm Down, John It’s Clash
Peter Parker and Bruce Wayne could never meet, so ha!
Hey, Seth, you can't park in the faculty lot.
Fuck.
...pumpkin patch, given the time of year.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.
...and you get access to other sites.
That’s funny. That’s a fucking funny joke.
Read a fucking book
Why the fuck wouldn't I report you? You just hit me with your car.
Well done. Seriously. See you after class.
Yeah? Yeah, okay. Back up.
And it's not even that big of a deal.
Super gay
Super gay
I'll watch that fa sho
Not from you.
Maybe you and I rubbed up against each other at some point.
TO PEOPLE RESPECTING WOMEN
I just wish we could make it up to you somehow, man.
...did you hear about Dennis’ playoff party tomorrow?
Jeez, why don't you go cry about it?
Apparently someone has to go to work
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
When I saw bae for the first time
She was amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later...
So is this gonna be me tomorrow???
You die! You're next!
You gotta keep that tape, McLovin. It is badass.
You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol...
- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not?
You’re a fucking pussy!
Sweaty Apia
Well, apparently somebody Wants This Job
Shut The Fuck Up, Noagle
This isn't gonna do shit. Get in the car. Get in the car.
P in vagi. She wants to fuck, man.
I wash and dry I'm like a single mother
I'll give mobaxterm another shot
- Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that.
We gotta go. Those fucking cops are here, man.
So...
You calling your friends, your fantastic friends?
Or I dry hump the shit out of her leg.
- Okay. Ladies... Ladies first. - Okay.
You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol...
I don't know. What?
I couldn't touch the pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
You’re the best. You’re so....unique
I read that the Cardinals recently added more Hops to their lineup
Oh, that's true.
- You used my leg as a tampon! - I'm calling the cops.
When she first hears about bagel beers
Tell me about it... Samesies
- I should buy Becca alcohol? - Yeah, it'll be pimp.
That was eight years ago asshole! People don’t forget!
Well, you gotta get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade.
...with a decent-looking girl.
- Thank you so much, that's... - You're welcome. Don't worry about it.
I know. I've wanted to get with you, like, so hard.
You gotta fucking take care of this.
I mean... You're not Core
Enjoy Fucking Babjak
Commit seizure, its causing other people to hit, or other teen to hit, i should say, So i don't know, you guys let me know in the comment section
He just came at me. I took him down.
I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
I would do terrible disgusting things to hookup with her
You're right, these look stupid. Let's get the fuck out of here.
I’m here at home, isolated and alone taking dr Jones depo at 6am and I gotta look over at that
- Your legs lifted off the ground. - That is bona fide badass, man.
We got a situation at Bailey's, so we'll drop you off after, all right?
- All right. - Hey.
That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life.
You really wanna do this?
Send backup! There's so much blood...
Draw pictures of dicks.
Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes...
She wants my dick in and around her mouth
Hawaii?
It is awesome, McLovin.
We could be that mistake!
Fuck me, right?
No, those are way too tight.
Man, that's gonna get you so much ass.
YES
Kurt you drink, you drink.
Is there another squad car in the area that could be of further assistance?
Hey, pussy.
Yeah, one little bottle of spermicidal lube.
Have you ever stared into his eyes?
You just violated her with your penis? Michaels, look.
Then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you
Stay calm! Fuck!
- Hold his fucking hand! - Fucking hold my hand.
It’s all I have, man. It’s all I have.
Oh, shit, it's Cary Hutchins.
What?
Get off the bus or I'm calling the cops.
Yeah, I'm McLovin. I'd like to buy some...
- Don't tell Fogell about the party. - Gangsters. What's up, guys?
I WILL!
I should fucking kill you, you motherfucker!
- An M&M. - An M&M.
Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life
...and I gotta look over at that.
I'm not trying to insult her.