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either way. Either way's fine.
Stop Being A Pussy For Once
That was like 20 years ago, asshole. People don't forget...
They fucking shot Seth, I know it.
But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means?
Just fucking listen, okay?
Remember? He’s RF! The guy. The rinser!
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Did you think that maybe she's using you to get her alcohol?
- This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.
That's right.
- The fucking singer, Jimmy's brother! - That's not me, man.
You're, like, the coolest person that's ever talked to me.
You look so pretty.
Fuck.
Seriously, it really made the night.
You tell that idiot you're not rooming with him next year?
- I gotta wash this off. Is this the line? - What does it look like?
...and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to.
She's way smashed.
Dude! We're so gonna get fucked up
Saponaras all day
Hey, yo, Seth.
Also, I'm...
Mohammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book.
You're weird for not flopping on your back. I'm normal as shit.
Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times.
Make the group chat proud, Check.
So, what are you doing tonight?
Turn Around There's Spider-Man Over There
So I gotta sit and drink alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?
Are we gonna bust him out of jail? Bake a cake with a fucking file in it?
The world's gonna explode if we don't spend every second together?
Let's go to a liquor store and watch your stupid ID get rejected.
No. No problem whatsoever.
- How are you? - Good.
- We are so gonna get laid tonight. - I am. I'm gonna get laid.
Is there a problem here, sir?
enjoy your remaining years you sick fuck
- You know this guy? - It's...
That's bailing.
You seen the movie Kids? You totally look like Telly, man.
My name?
Fuuuuuck that!
It’s coming
Fuck you! And next time you're pissed off about something...
Fuck. Fuck, man, so heavy.
he looks like he can take a dick.
prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law
Who’s gonna give carry the boats, You Are, that’s who
No, no, I'm gonna be there for sure. Full throttle.
Not for me.
Yuma! Get off the field!
It's so good to... How are you feeling?
Don't be such a dick, man!
Beautiful.
- Let's just go get some dessert. - I can't, I gotta go meet my counselor.
You're fucking living the dream, Michaels!
We made it.
…
They make them more supple and symmetrical.
I will
"Why do you have 1000+ hours in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga?"
Since we were little kids, since elementary school...
Take your nuts out of your shells!
The fucked-up thing is, I actually do, okay?
You know, one of you bros could've come up and sat up with me.
Kyle's Killer Lemonade. That's kind of gay, but I can get it for you.
I mean, was he...? Was he like us, or...?
Hey, Susan. Are you gonna party tonight or no?
No, you can do this, man. Come on.
Hello, Mindy.
Dude, Jules is having a fucking party.
- You're getting that! - No, I'm not!
Yea it was between a 14 and a 16g
No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name.
What?
Slater.
So you do want alcohol? You want some or no?
He was Jewish! Ok, Jew..
Jesus Christ.
We’re blood brothers...
Hey Greg why don’t you go poop your pants again?
Yes, and three-quarters of a blowjob, but who's counting?
I’m hitting bowls Last day, fuck it
- Super gay. - All right, let's stop this madness.
I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel.
You're a fucking pussy.
That's me and him.
And stop being such a pussy for once… … Cutro
its called startegy
- You didn't even bring a condom? - No.
You know what? I bet I know your trick, McLovin.
The Fucking Singer, Jimmy's Brother!
There. That's not so hard, is it?
Fa sho! I'm there Fa sho!
- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.
I told her what time it was.
- Fuck you. - Give me that.
She dated Dan Remick, who's had a six-pack since, like, kindergarten.
Wow wow
That’s psycho shit.
Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that's who.
No, that's how I roll. That's the thing.
No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu.
You’re the hero!
You dumb fuckin’ whore
Mike Snider's ID doesn't have one fucking name on it! Okay?
What?
- I'm sorry. It was an accident. - It's okay.
That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing.
No, let's not... Let's hang on a second here.
We were going to, but we got into different schools.
_
Thank you kindly. Will that do?
Yeah, the camel tail. It's right...
I’ll give home ec another shot
Evan, that’s PSYCHO shit man.
It worked. It worked.
Just think about it. Hey, I’m a nice guy
For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day...
We're gonna arrest these two guys...
Wrong year for that.
I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND, HANNAH!
Then I'll cut your dumb little fucking face off...
It’s just an overdose, it’s just an overdose
- You bailed on me. - I didn't bail on you.
Yeah, but I'm doing like...
What the fuck, Seth?
No ones the Instigationist. The Instigationist never existed
I Know That, Big Fat Sanoussi! I Know That!
- Okay? We're screwed. - Okay.
I'm like a single mother.
They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks.
Well, I was hit by a car. It's a long story.
Hey, calm down. Let me get a picture of that real quick.
Did you just call me a bitch?
We never would've been able to handle so much
Oh, really? You don't have the technology or the steady hands...
McLovin! What the fuck?
If I'd paced myself, I'd be having at least steady sex...
Cool. So...
I don't know. Nothing. It's fine.
That was a fast kid.
- Get Daddy. - Get Daddy!
That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole
Right in the nads!
You’re a fucking pussayyyy
Luke Bryan’s new song “What She Wants Tonigh”
...where do you think I met her?
After Madelynn out ran 1131
Like...
- Seth's here. - Seth, you're here.
Don't listen to him, officer.
If you're not in this class, leave this class.
Shut the fuck up, Derka.
- Dude, stop! - Bill, Bill! Check it out!
You're the best. You're so unique.
Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick in and around his mouth
McLovin! Why?
He's my best friend. Oh, shit.
Listen, and then she said she was gonna give me a blow-J.
I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, playing my terrible fuckin bats
...you know, cops can have a fun time too, you know?
It whizzed right by me, and I said, Stay away from me, you know.
...it's the coming.
- Really? - Yep. That's that.
Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Yeah. He's a beast.
...and you lied to your best friend and you just don't care anymore?
Ha! Peace!
You guys want to drop tonight? Asshole.
Stop!
Shut Your Dirty Whore Mouth player! Player!
Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall.
Can you get us Goodies?
- What are you talking about? - Becca. She's been waiting for you.
Fuuuuuck that
So I guess I'll call you, then.
You dumb fucking whore
TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE, MAN!
Can I... Should I just walk?
My parents will see that my car's been towed and I'll be grounded.
when am I gonna need to cook tiramisu?
Come down Szafa it’s soccer Come down Szafa it’s soccer
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!
Nothing. It's my attempt at humour. I was just...
Look, just act cool and act casual, and try and look old.
Come on, McLovin.
Oh, God, I wish.
Can you answer me?
- I'm not a piece of meat. - You two are funny.
"Now We're Never Gonna Bone Because Of That Used Tampon, Fogell."