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That sounds like a lot of fun.
...or a cocktail party or something.
You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.
Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer. It’s soccer.
Bye, Evan.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER
NO WAY, MAN
Like coming.
you fucking Judas.
That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
They most certaintly are
Why not just pick a common name?
And I've got, like, two solid months of sex.
I'M JUST DRILLING HOLES LAST 2 MONTHS, FUCK IT
Why would you park in the staff parking lot? I mean, you're not staff
Can you answer me?
Good luck getting Jules drunk enough to have sex with you.
Mark, I called the cops. You should hide your gun.
What is this? What's that?
Don’t make this weird
Oh, man.
If you're back there, get out. Everyone, come on.
You're full of shit.
That's disgusting. You're like an animal.
We're finally gonna get our drinks on.
That was 8 years ago asshole
- Hello? - Evan, it's Becca.
- I think it's him. - Is it him?
- Calm down. - What the fuck are you doing?
Get down.
I'm gonna break your glasses, you fucking cop. You can't hold me.
pick up the phone you fuking pussy lmao
I can shoot. What are you...? Wait.
I was being a dick. I was being a big dick to you.
I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know.
I've felt better. But I'll be fine. How about you?
Go get mott! I’ll go get him.
What are you guys talking about? Tell me now.
- It was this bar. - It was this bar.
So loud. Don't let the parents hear.
Chase the kid!
"I Don't Understand Why You Have To Be Such A Little Bitch About It."
That was like 8 years ago, asshole
And you got into fucking Dartmouth.
Like, when you went away for Easter, on your vacation, I missed you.
That looks lovely.
Not me. I need my nuts, man, for a lot of things.
I don't remember. Maybe it was some ricochet scenario. I don't know.
You saved me?
Fucking calm down, Greg. It's Harry Potter.
You know, in a way, I think we wanted to show ourselves.
Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Michaels, I got your back.
Why would you bench your 2nd round pick?
No, look. We're really sorry, McLovin.
Fa sho!
I’m Bo Scaife
Car 98 On it
She wants my dick In and around her mouth
Well, thank you.
- Okay. - Where do you wanna go?
There's not enough camera where there should be. You need more camera.
You know this guy?
Where is my car?
Dick-taking abilities? You think that's good to say about someone?
But when I was wearing your dad's pants...
I don't really know how many people are gonna be there...
I don't remember anything.
I'm getting that for sure.
- Right in there. - She opened up my world, sexually.
Let's do this.
What are you doing, man? You don't need to...
All right. I'll give it another shot.
No, I just have something in both my eyes.
We’re gonna party and get crunk and rock out
Oh, like comes
And she is wonderful.
I would've gone with something at least mildly entertaining.
- Yeah. - Good shit, right, Miroki?
I’ll give scoring runs another shot
- Bye, guys. - Bye.
You're weird for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit.
YOU HUMILIATED ME
Suck it long and deep.
I am McLovin.
Yeah, Well, I'm Sorry The Coen Brothers Don't Direct The Porn That I Watch.
You could bang her before you leave.
You totally look like his brother, man.
We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense.
NICE MULLET, ASSHOLE.
Come on, go.
- I love you. - I love you.
...then I squared equals negative one. Okay?
Evan, hey. Evie, come here.
But, you know, thank you.
And I'm gonna get Jules a new comforter.
I'm not gonna get her drunk out of her mind.
Id rather be a banana
Let’s see you hit it. Anyone can pay for only fans, bitch…
Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you?
Mr. Duncan, did you spill this water? No, but you should really clean this up.
It's probably the greatest move in doughnut-spinning history.
Biden's Staff After he talks on camera
Sam???
Can I get 13 beers to go please
- I say it weekly and it's still funny. - It still makes me laugh.
Hey, I'm a nice guy
That was eight years ago, asshole
Dang O
Because that could be any number of things.
Everything's great, just from he... This, just like right there.
Thank you.
- Cough it up. - Fine.
- We're telling the truth. - Keep it going.
- To the respecting... - Guys.
Hold on, I gotta get all the booze. Seth, wait up!
when you found the bad user who destroyed your favorite stuff and you're about to kill him and terminate him eat shit bum
- Apology accepted. - Seriously, man.
I was gonna go to the mall.
Don't be such a vagine, man. I gotta get a Red Bull before class.
- He's a crack-up. - I'm just gonna go.
- Oh, my God. - What did I tell you guys, right?
He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is some religious fanatic...
Sir, did you do this?
Sir, is there anything wrong with these?
You’re not coming
Makes me feel young again. There you go.
- We're blood brothers. - Shut the fuck up.
Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here.
- Officer Slater, is that you? - You ran away from us.
- What is it? Anything. - Name it.
Thank God, man.
So, you guys playing Mountaineer?
CHRIS AND TOM PARTING WAYS Chris: So, I guess I'll call you then?
Matt Moore He’s like the sweetest guy ever
- I see that you are. I think you are. - And I really... I want you inside me.
People Don't Forget
I can't believe. I owe you so...
One name? Who are you, Seal?
I say, It's just like a woman. Even after you're dead...
- What is your problem? - You guys know a guy named Jimmy?
I lost Jules' money, Fogell's dead to us now...
McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
The cops! Bail! Bail! Bail! Shotgun, shotgun! Damn it!
Jonah Bolden? Who's that guy?
- We discovered her on the street. - Yeah.
- Go get Gaby. - I'll go get her.
I was. I mean, it's like, we don't do everything together.
That He Broke The Big Fat SaNoussi You Know What.
Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
You're gonna let some guy inside of your mouth and the watch room scene and dodgeball a true underdog story and the break up and wedding crashers and slap chop guy
Fine, Evan. Here it comes.
Me too
They’re gonna kill that guy tonight Jerry Jones is fuckin pissed
Where do you wanna go to eat?
- Case closed. - But it was only...
Name anything. Name it. Name it.
You don't have to tell me that.
She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy?
That's okay, you know.
funny thing about my hand
You're gonna fuck it up. You're gonna fuck it up.
Give me that booze, Fagell.
- Sing it again. - Like a bird.
- Hey. - Gaby.
...that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't. That doesn't exist.
They're like little baby toes...
Fuck you!
- I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are.
...better or worse, you get a beer out of it.
So ha!
Everywhere? You didn't see me pissing anywhere.
It's... It's the most beautiful thing in the world.
Roll roll roll the Kaylees. Tried to break the disc from barney.
- It's just beer. - Man up.
Thats what I was afraid of
Super gay