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- Why waste 2 bucks? - We'll take you. No problem.
so i would stash all my dick memes...
I love you.
Come here.
Why the fuck would it be between that or Psychotic?!
Because I have to get a ton of cover-up for the grad photo.
- Are you bleeding? - I'm not cut or anything.
Ahh. Nice work Amir
I wash and dry I’m like a single mom
...and then you go running away.
I didn't expect this from you, Evan.
- You stop first. - Not until you stop.
- Good luck on your exam tomorrow. - Good luck on your exam.
We could be those sellouts!
Now we’re never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell!
No, no, no. I know you. I know you.
Gf
Calm fucking down, Tyler.
Here I am
She's got an older brother. She could have asked him.
You two femmes can talk about it next year at your little slumber party.
Don't know if we should be doing anything official.
I feel bad that I'm making you buy me a new one.
I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right in front of me.
We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again?
I’m here in my unit, isolated and alone, taking Dr. Jones depo at 6am and I have to look over at that
Read a F*cking book
Hell Yeah
I gotta catch a glimpse of this warlock..
Who are you Seal?
Oh, Stafford. Thank you for scoring 21 points for my team that can’t break 461.10
What...? I didn't do anything wrong. I got into a good school.
- You're a fucking pussy. - Okay, okay. Great, great.
Grace Is a retard
That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole!
Jonah Go F*ck Yourself
I like you so much.
Sacha, cum in me
I was not "radicalized" by 4chan or soyjak.party, but the church and parents I was raised by instilled in me the christian faith i will proudly die and kill for
Like he called me hymen until I was 12.
Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro.
- I think... - What happened?
- Are they gonna take him downtown? - Fuck Fogell.
They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.
Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone.
...and we can fucking fuck some girls already.
NK cells be like Shut up and spread your shit!!!
Fucking dumb-ass. 21 points?
Shirley.
Michael... Hi!!
It's awesome.
She called, she said, I can't wait for you to get there.
When Joel Thorney doesnt invite you to the boss gym
Jesus, fuck.
- I got a boner. - Good.
But I can't hear you, though, because the music is so loud.
Have you talked to Fogell?
Calm down, Jaime, it’s rugby
- Go, check this out! - Oh, fuck!
- I know what to do about the car. - Sweet.
OH NO ITS THE COPS
_
Do alcoholics get hangovers?
All right. Come on, stop it. I can't fucking see. I can't see. Fuck it.
Twenty-two.
Kale....he's the sweetest guy ever
It’s mud dude
Lube
I mean, seriously, that's really... That's nice of you. Thank you.
I have to kill these guys. You don't negotiate with terrorists.
I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha...
On the Verge of quitting Ellweins give you a Xmas bonus
So Jesse wanted me to tell you...
Ha!
We should grab one of these buckets and get out.
I had some friends over, we had a few drinks.
Why weren't you at Dimitri's on Saturday?
Fuck you!
Pretty sweet, huh?
That was gorgeous.
No ones packed 200 UPH in Cargo shorts since nam
That would save me such a hassle, because I was gonna beg my sister.
All right, everybody out. Come on, let's go.
Look, when we were your age, we hated cops.
Mondesi's a bitch
He said you fantasy fucks can let it go...
It whizzed right by me and I said "stay away from me!" you know?
I don't really have anything going on.
Pooosssaaaaaaay
I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years.
I will
Set your shit!
Fucking calm down peps. It’s only NFL
I can't.
Oh, really? Then how come you never made a move, you pussy?
Fucking calm down DickNose It’s only a Signal 10..
Why don't you show this rummy how we roll?
1
I’ve been praying for a Kirk Cousins trade
Shauna? Shauna was two years ago now?
I'm... What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man.
- It's not like a big deal. - Wow, that's cool.
I don't believe it!
The Foamtastic voyage..
It’s no problems You’ll learn that
It hides it and it feels awesome.
It's not me? You fucking lying?
- I'm buying you a beer, McLovin. - I'm buying you one too.
Both my reactions No matter who wins tomorrow
...we don't have any choice. Let's go.
Yeah, do what you have to do.
- It's all I have, man. It's all I have. - You better think of something quickly.
Tell your faggot boyfriend his headband looks gay
Ohhhh… We eat off of plastic plates
Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you.
I mean, was she...? Was she like us, or...?
I'm Really Sorry That I blocked your cock
This job really isn't how, you know, shows like CSI make it out to be.
Okay.
You pissed everywhere, you son of a bitch!
- Look at me. - Seth, come on, you didn't blow it.
I thought you didn't need it. You were gonna tell her how you feel.
Hey, I'm a nice guy.
I’ll give Israel another shot
- Where were you headed? - Near 13th and Granville.
- What's up, Evan? - Hey, Gaby.
Virtual SNMMI This plans been fucked since Jump Street.
You do.
You're weird for not liking Chili and Cinnamon Rolls. I'm normal as shit
You look like Aladdin.
It'd be fine with me.
- No, officer. Not at all. Not, we... - We found those.
- Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!
Where's that sack of shit, Fogell? He said he'd be here.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Fucking PUSSSYYYY
It’s JVitti, the Giants fan who think Daniel Jones is good
Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it.
All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess.
But she's gonna be at the party and she's gonna be drunk.
I'm not gonna let you slow me down anymore, Seth.
That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that.
Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life
What do you think?
Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.
Fogell, shut the fuck up.
Why would you do that?
Fuck off, Seth.
I've wanted to tell you for so long that you're the best girl.
I don't seem to be getting any.
So do you wanna go outside and talk more?
...and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.
- I swear I was try... - It doesn't even matter.
Yeah, you did.
It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.
He... He... He came in, he's wielding...
When you guys are shitfaced, you get with her.
Why would you park in the staff parking lot?
- No semen. - Story of my life.
...your mom's got huge tits.
All right, you... That was a lucky shot.
Makes me feel young again
If I equals the square root of negative one...
Someone could really hurt themselves.
Fucking calm down, David. It's kick returning.
Happy Birthday Pete! It’s one of many so get used to it brother
...while you were taking a shit.
No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it.
- Hey. - Hey.
We could be those sellouts!
1955 Welcome to the future
It's like 13 bucks a month...
What were you doing dancing with Jacinda?
DANGEROUS VERY DANGEROUS
I love you Rachael
I don't cry. That's funny.
I can't believe this is happening again. What are the odds?
You look so pretty.
Would anyone else like to move to MSU?
That was 2 days ago, asshole
- We're fine back here. - Back's fine.
Or like nuts. Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.
Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.
- Evan, that's psycho shit, man. - No, it's not.
shut the fuck up derka
Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?
- Was he African? - African.