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I don’t know what I’m gonna be into 2 days from now
- ...they wanna tear your heart out. - They wanna tear your...
How's it going?
- Like it? - Hey, fuck off, that hurts.
YEAH!!!
What the fuck?!
I Know That, Lizzie McGuire's Feet I Know That
- Come on, it's great. - What are you thinking?
Hey, Evan, pay for me, please.
Talk about the hurting.
You sick sons of bitches!
I don't believe it
You fucking killed her!
Get used to it, sister.
Now we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell.
Fucking funny.
NK be like Shut up Nd Spread your shit!!
Not for me
- Yeah. - But she's totally hammered...
Come on, man, just relax. Mark, please.
Can I see your ID?
Are...? Are you crying?
Instead of chasing girls and making friends...
we could be those shitfaced jerks!
YOU BITCHED OUT MAN, YOU FUCKING JUDAS
Calm fucking down, Tyler. It's Rugby.
Hey, hey, hey. You guys, stay in this room, man.
I don't believe you.
Everybody stay calm.
So you guys betting golden hour?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You'll meet her.
I mean, you're handsome and you're a good friend.
We're gonna get alcohol for the whole party, okay?
Plus, you know, you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
You’re an organ donor
Hey, Miroki, could we have a minute alone? Just... Thanks.
Hope piggy can run
So, you guys playing Mountaineer?
Like Perfect Ten?
- And now it looks professional. - That's really impressive.
Now, young Michaels, you will die.
Let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads.
We're gonna rock out with our cocks out. Just kidding.
I'm really sorry that I blocked your cock.
They look like little baby toes
.
- Hey, Jules. - Who is it? Who's on the phone?
Yeah, Hayworth will notice this, if we cover it with chocolate.
Who wouldn't? I mean, it was like...
Yeah!
Nate whenever it’s time to pick a draft idea “Let’s do another one to me!!”
They’re like Little Baby Toes
It's M... McLov... McLovin.
OH MY FRIEND HAS A YACHT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
MC LOVIN !!!!!!!
- They're good to go. - Then I won't bring the lube.
- It's just beer. - Give me a break.
WED BOTH BE BLUE ABU DI ABU DA
Enjoy fucking Jules!!
I assume you all have guns and crack.
I’m going to 2s, You’re not coming Tell your fucking faggot friend he’s not coming either
Good shit. Right, Miroki?
...or Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor.
All right, you need to calm down. We need to think for a second.
You almost gave me a God damn heart attack!!!
I'm tired of you talking about her like that, man.
I was in your room, like, three weeks ago...
Ah! My back! My back! My back!
Plus, you know, you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Tiger got out of the cage, man. Alright. I’m sorry
Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right?
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
Yeah, I love parties
Bought her a Binion's, complimented her on her tote bag...
So I gotta sit alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?
- Yeah, that's fine. - Good.
She's some fucking girl! You gonna go out with her for two years?
Your little sister with the...
No And you should really clean this up
Why don't we say that every day? Why can't we say it more often?
I got fucking blood on my pants.
Yeah, but... I mean, does it look weird?
When I answer someone’s questions but they stopped listening
You could buy us booze now. It's awesome.
I can't do it.
Exactly, but it’ll be too fire! That’s what sucks…
I
Give me a fucking break
Fagell?
- What took you so long? - I know, it...
Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but thanks.
- Bye, have fun. - See you, Jules.
I still think you have a chance with Jules.
Oh, like coming.
Seth's parents were throwing a party.
- I still shot it. - That cat was dead.
...inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.
I'm Buying You A Beer, McLovin!
*summit Russo night* Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life.
...if you needed someone to get you yours, I could do that.
- That's badass. - That is badass.
_
- Slater! - Michaels!
By some divine miracle they thought of me enough to decide to trust me with the whole fun-ness of their wedding
Hello.
YOU KNOW I HEARD THEY RECENTLY DECIDED TO ADD DIFFERENT HOPS TO IT
Why wouldn’t you have a kicker on your team during the championship week?
Fucking calm down, Jimmy. It’s Soccer.
I gue... Yeah, I mean, what do you want me to do?
Mis compas eligiendo Cual comprar
What? What are you talking about?
Your last chance to do what?
are there any ladies we'd like to show this to?
Alright, let's stop this madness.
- Hi. - Who is that guy?
Get off me, you fucking cops. Get your hands off.
I’m not just a piece of meat
I don't like this idea. This guy's fucking creepy, man. Look at him.
You sound like an idiot. You're not gonna sleep with her.
Oh, my God, man.
Alright. That’s kinda gay.
And Kyle's Killer Lemonade. A six-pack.
What the fuck?
What if I go in and they turn me down, man?
Enjoy your remaining years!
POV: It's 1998 and you just made a sponsor me tape
But why would I be bleeding? Why the fuck would I be bl...?
Why the fuck is he number two behind Micah?
It’s all I have man… it’s all I have
- How...? - How? How? How...?
Fuck it. We’re calling you Scooby. SCOOBY!!!
No. You don't wanna meet a chick in a bar, man. Seriously.
- ...this side of the Mississippi. - I have a little something...
But you guys have, like, four more years to go...
It was like the first time I heard mewithoutyou
Lizzie McGuire
You hear about Matt’s big Penn State party?
Becca, I don't think you wanna do this.
Hey, did she say we're gonna get to shoot somebody or something?
So I gotta sit and play golf alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?
Really? That sucks.
All right, you talk to Becca. I'll talk to that retard, Fogell.
Could you get me, like, a bottle of Goldslick Vodka?
That doesn't mean you shouldn't always be prepared.
Learning you are, young padawan.
Nice start
Holy shit, Fogell's a bad ass
- Who's this guy? - Pleasure to see you fellas.
Fuck me, right?
No questions asked
That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.
No ones pushed 10K trans Since NAm
Fuck bones, we need to act!
Pussaaaaay!!
Listen, Seth, I want you to know, I don't wanna live with Fogell.
Look, I can't do this. I told you already, I have an exam tomorrow.
Let's just chill. Everyone just chill out.
Don't worry about it. We're not gonna find them.
Yo.
So should I just get a shitload of different shit?
Don't do this. I promise you I'll get the liquor later.
...and draw pictures of dicks.
McLovin!
Hi, I had a bad reception. So about your Goldslick...
Everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry.
A bar. A bar.
...partying
...then I squared equals negative one.
- You're a fucking singer. - You sing good.
I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth.
My parents are gone so I'm having a party.
.
To Seth.
Fucking calm down, Shawn. It’s fantasy.
THE BEST KINDS‼️
- Is everyone okay? - Yeah, we're great, thanks.
It’s no problems. You’ll learn that.
I'm flexing nuts. Just fucking come with me on this voyage...
- Okay. - That test was...
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER
Shut the fuck up, Scarlett.
You...?
He’s the fastest dog alive
Okay. You got it.
Apparently someone has an exam
You carried me. I love you.
You owe me 6 bucks because I'm not walking over to get it and it exploded.
We can figure this out, right?
Mis compas y yo eligiendo Cual comprar
I'll give Home Ec another shot.
IM JUST DRILLING HOLES LAST MONTH OF COMMAND. FUCK IT
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!
He just kinda hit me, and I didn't see what he looked like.
- That's funny. That is really funny. - Oh, my God.
Yeahhh Fo sho
Fucking calm down, Klej. It’s soccer.
Please. God, my fucking leg.
I fully ignored my hatred for Tyreek In coming up with this trade
who's filling in for matthias howard? debbie lawlor.