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I'm gonna save you. I'm gonna save you, Evan.
People piss on them.
Look, it was the peak of my ass-getting career...
But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.
Do alcoholics get hangovers?
...to pull off a procedure like that, so ha!
You out of your mind? How are we gonna get a fucking bucket out?
I heard she got breast-reduction surgery.
You know, like... Like... Like family Jules.
That's a frikin funny joke
Jules?
I hung out in my basement, the chill zone, where we chill-lax.
My BACK! MY BACK! COPS! MY BACK
Fucking calm down, Ferro, it’s soccer
Braden you Drink.. You Drink!!
That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole
This is some bullshit. I got an exam tomorrow. Forget this.
I have been waiting for you for, like, ever.
We’re gonna rock out with our cocks out
McLovin!
Like a man dick?
He's not usually this drunk when he does this...
Who at work is this
we’re blood brothers
No, I'm saving you from the cops.
It's not the gaming I care about ...it's the cumming
Peeing on people. That's normal?
We'll take this sweater off. I think so.
Inside man masks scene
I'm just saying that she looks like a good fucker, okay?
That's psycho shit man
I got jizzed on. All right.
Grogu? Fuck that, we're calling you Baby Yoda.
Oh, you told him.
That's good. Pretend he's your little sister.
It’s all I have man.. it’s all I have.
Yeah, you're right. I probably should pick the one with the least dirty name.
I don't know, man. I'm, like, really nervous.
- Shit. - Becca.
- Who cares? - It's fucking humiliating!
Something like that, you know?
You dropped your purse, ma'am.
- Here I am. - That's weird.
- I missed you too. - I want the world to know.
You don’t have the technology or the steady hands to pull of a procedure like that
Enjoy fucking Jules IWill!
Can I get 13 beer bats, please?
What the hell is that?
- No, I know, I just... I want to. - You want a line of cocaine?
People don’t forget.
Well, that would be lovely, young man.
And I just... I'm so drunk. I can't even, like, process this.
Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up.
The Vag-tastic Voyage is the one where...
No, you don't. No. That's not what I said. Is that what you heard me say?
Like so hard.
k well i just dont see the harm in buying out the last t6 piece for my toon, i gave the guild gold.
Other people drink and so I just...
...on, you know, extra drinks for the party, so...
Then we're in the same place we're in now.
Gerard doesn’t forget!
so you guys on myspace
Technically I Don't Have A First Name, So Don't Worry About My First Name.
Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.
It's like a three thing. It's like ball, dick, ball.
Michaels here, he's six months in.
Mark! You really wanna do this, man?
- I'm going. - Fucking bitch.
Oh, shit, guys. We're three blocks away, man.
You guys got a soundcloud, or...?
Yeah!
I never would've been able to handle your fucking 4-inch dick...
I don't believe it.
She didn't say that. Come on.
No! The buzz on maggie Yes! The buzz on Maggie. She is a tv show on Disney channel. That’s it. You're grounded for saying that. Go! To your room right!
You guys want to drop tonight? Asshole. Yea
Becca dated Eric Rosecrantz for like two years.
- Fuck me. - Oh, suck on my nuts, Slater!
- Evan. Evan, I'm so wet. - Oh, yeah.
If the man had ejaculated and then punched you...
× "It's Not The Going With The Ladies I Care About...It’s the cumming”
Well the funny thing about my heart is... It’s located on my cock
And it's not just making them smaller. They completely reshape them.
Am I gonna be a chef? No.
Yeah, that's funny. Too funny.
What are you making?
K, did you hear I’m having a bday party Saturday?
Calm down. She likes you.
How can that suck? I'd be psyched if I got with her.
Car 98 on it. You dumb fucking whore.
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
Hey, hey, where's the love?
Because I'll do anything.
Pusssayy.
Okay, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
Well, he knows something's up.
PEOPLE DON'T FORGET
- We can slip out the back, man. - Come on. Let's hurry up and do this.
Inside man masks scene
Everybody out. Leave the booze and go.
- Okay, and how old are you, McLovin? - Old enough.
You really bitched out back there, man.
I was just calling, you know, to see if you were coming...
- Really? - For me at the moment.
We were supposed to go to college together, Even.
You fucking left me hanging.
No, Steph, that wasn't part of the plan.
I'm just drilling holes. The last two weeks. Fuck it.
I didn't puke on you, did I?
Don't worry.
Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammed?
Oh, definitely, man.
That sounds like she fully wants it, man! Oh, yeah!
You really fucked me on this one.
Oh, man.
He was at that party I was telling you about.
What about a Perfect 10
Let's do it. I haven't conversed in ages.
I gotta sit alone like I’m fucking Steven Glansberg
When I finished reading this mornings convo
I love you Rachael
- True that. Amazing thinking. - Hey, McLovin.
Lol Lol
Keep your hands up.
Life's bullshit
I’ve literally been waking up every day and praying for invite
I know that, Fagell! I know that!
He’s the fastest kid alive
All units in the area report to Fifth and Paysview.
If we get it now, we can get to the party faster with Jules' shit.
You did this without consulting with me.
Fuck.
No. There is no other time. School is up.
Fucking calm down, Greg. It's Potter.
.
Where's all the stolen liquor? Did you hide it up your butt?
You're the hero.
Thank you kindly
Engage.
- You crazy. - This kid's crazy.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. They shot Seth.
I'm going over to this party right now, bro. Okay?
From Attack of the Clones?
No. All right, I gotta take a piss.
So I knew you and Fogell were gonna live together, you know.
when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie bend it like beckham? when she was trying to get over the fact that she knew the carbon tax would come in.
Have you ever seen a vagina by itself? ...not for me!
Tinder match Me:
Wait ....who is president??? WTF
I am Piccolo
Then I'll cut your dumb fucking face off...
Listen up, assface.
- Come on, Mark. It's cool, man. - You using my fucking phone?
- No. I have to, it's puke. It's gross. - Oh, my God.
Nice mullet, asshole.
So Casey wanted me to tell you To get off his dick
Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer.
Yes, and three-quarters of a footjob, but who's counting?
Tigers outta the cage!! Ready to play!!!
How did this happen, Evan? Fuck, man!
Get out.
No, you won't. No, it's my treat, miss.
I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
My feelings about the corona virus...
...that I can't really commit and, you know, hurt someone's feelings.
You guys want to drop? Asshole (peps)
We're so fucked. We're so fucked.
Fucking calm down, Rerty. It's Golf
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. It's them.
- It should be fun. - I heard, I... It's a maybe.
Like a bunch of people crammed into a van.
It's called fucking strategy.
And what the hell is this?
- McLovin! - Come on.
- Yeah. The girly one. - That's classy.
Why the fuck Would you put in for
She wants my dick in or around her mouth.
Thank you for being such a nice guy about it all.
You're in my house, you answer my questions.
What?
That’s bailing Corey
Oh, Sun. Thank you for getting that full t6 on your toon.
We arrested a man lady who was legally named "Fuck"
[runs away]
So, what's it like to have guns?
Bitch