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We know you're not 25, man. We're not idiots, McLovin.
- Oh, shit. Careful. - Okay, well...
I don't know what you're talking about, but... Thanks. Can I...
Old enough for what?
Fucking calm down, Wes. It's basketball
They fucking Killed him
Us guys on East!
...mix it up.
My first wife, who is a whore, by the way...
That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole!
You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Hell, yeah, We should get some road beers.
Uncool
I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it
So you're cutting the cord? What's gonna happen?
I mean, just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners...
- Oh, shit. - What the fuck do I do?
I brought a little bottle of spermicidal lube too.
This is a lot. I don't know if I can get away with all this.
Yeah. That's the one with the little golden flakes in it?
Now, UNC, you will die
Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick in and around his mouth
Is this about Becca? This is about some girl, man?
I was gonna go down on her for, like, several hours, okay?
And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin.
Here, Mott, Have A Cigarette.
Where you going? Hey, party's still on.
Yeah.
If a woman tried to compliment me on my dick-giving abilities, I'd be psyched.
That’s like slapping God across the face For giving you this gorgeous gift.
either way 어쨌든
COME ON BITCOIN
Seth, me and Evan are rooming together next year.
You certainly are. That'll be 80 dollars.
Have a good time, man.
You've never given me a reason. I think you like her.
- You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk.
No ones gotten a hand trim in florida since Nam
You didn't. I remember that you... I avoided it.
It's been two years since I've seen an actual human female nipple.
The was 2 years ago asshole
It's the first of many too, so get used to it, lil omie
- I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man.
Stop what you are doing at once
That’s kind of a personal question
Dude, there he is. That's the guy. Hey, Mark, right there.
Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces.
Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you?
Me too
But you gotta stop buying those Beauty and the Beast and A Bug’s Life on two VHS tapes.
I'm trying to look older.
you got full t6 for your inactive low dps toon?
I'm afraid to live with strangers.
- Shit. - Shit.
On the upside, I think you look cool with a black eye.
This is so disgusting.
What? He looks like a guy. That's what guys look like.
- This is my house. - Don't be such a dick, man!
So you guys playing golden hour?
All right, now, guys, check this out.
...that I pretty much became, like, an expert on the stuff.
Hey, I’m a Nice Guy
- Stop it! - It's stopping.
And then I make her my girlfriend.
That would be Lovely
Muuuustard on the beat hoe!
I am fire anyway. I work at Kroger
To some girl.
Hey, I was doing some research for next year...
Holy shit, they busted Fogell.
Jules, you drink. You drink.
All right. Here we are. This is it.
Shark?
Oh evan! Thanks for Bringing that lube
I'll give Home EC another shot.
SHE FULLY WANTS IT, MAN, OH YEAH!
Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick and around his mouth
There’s just so much other fun shit that’s gonna be happening that month
So...
- Should I shoot him? - No, no, no!
But you got such a smooth chest.
Okay? So, what's it gonna be?
- We need liquor. - You need it. I don't.
You’re an Oregon donor
Bald kid gets slapped in the back of the head (2018)
There’s two weeks left in school Give me a fucking break
Ethnically, I mean, did... What...?
It's an odd crime for a jew They're pretty docile
I'll miss your knee-slappers when me and Evan are at Dartmouth.
Well, I hope your friends are ready to get fucked up.
- It'll be fine. - Yeah.
- Is that what you're asking? - No, no. Was he...?
Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life.
You guys on sticks tonight…er?
That was 8 years ago
You are the prettiest girl This side of the Mississippi
- Well, we gotta tell him now. - No, we...
That was like 2 years ago asshole
Yeah.
Were you dancing with some chick in there?
...and if I get with her and I'm not drunk, isn't that unethical?
No and someone should really clean this ip
I feel like a pimp right now.
There was so many things going on.
Like relax and chill all at once.
- Me too. - Why do you hate her so much?
I will give him another shot I will give Tyrone another shot
Inside man masks scene
- Do you have my Goldslick? - No, I can't even...
- Guys, shut up. - Hey, what's going on over there?
I’m Seth Let’s do another on to me!
Yeah, no, that would be great.
Goldslick Vodka. That's for Becca. Don't forget that.
At lunch, I'm going to the same place Mike Snider went...
I'm gonna need to see some identification.
Come on, McLovin. Do it, buddy. Come on, buddy!
I'm really sorry about that. I can't believe I actually did that.
- Oh, shit! - You're not coming.
Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did.
...because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck!
- Gonna look at tits right now! - I'm feeling crazy. I said that.
Tell your fucking faggot friend
What the fuck is this all about, man? Are you...?
Fucking calm down, Tyler. It's Rugby.
Something like 8 percent of kids do it...
He would love that. He’d be smitten. He’d go out with that.
Makes me feel young again
I’ll give it another shot
I know, we made some kick-ass tiramisu earlier.
I’m not paying for that Not my fault
Posting in wrong chat
That's why you need to stop... Will you get this?
That was like Ten years ago
…
...and next thing I know, she's putting her mouth around the tip of my penis.
Hey, Pat! This jerk-off's got period blood on his pants!
So I was gonna ask you...
Officers? I can answer those questions now if you want me to.
I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with her. Unforgivable things.
I got onto some DMs Some pretty good ones. So I’ll be fine.
- Have a blast. - Have a blast.
I want you to be my first. I want you inside me.
Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted.
.
Two weeks, handjob. Month, blowjob. Whatever.
Fuck that, we're calling you Baby Yoda.
Oh mechgod Thank you for opening those red packets
Shut the fuck up, Webber
Well, Matt, the funny thing about my back...
Can you get us booze?
Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca.
- Bought it at that vintage market. - Just hurry.
When you don't have enough money to get the ingredients for the your favorite dessert that you want to try (tiramisu) When am i gonna need to cook tiramisu?
I didn't even effing see you at all, man. Are you okay?
I Know That, National Security! I Know That!
Who is it?
You all right? You okay?
It’s JVitti, the Giants fan who thinks Daniel Jones is good
I will!
- What? - I know.
You'd never get with me if you were sober.
That was crazy.
We need a new way to get liq...
Fucking calm down, Tyler. It's rubgy.
- What are you...? What? Nothing. - You using my phone?
That was 8 years ago asshole
I’m not paying for that Not my fault
Put that there.
What the fuck, Evan? We're down two points.
Eat my ass Ok bye
Wake Up Kevin!
So I gotta sit and game alone, like I'm fucking Bloody Mexican?
No and someone should really clean this up
Heart disease is the most common disease in the country. Read a fucking book.
- Hey, Slater. - What's that?
I've never before seen that in my life!
Well, we got into different schools, so...
- That's kind of a personal question. - What?
I'm here with my thumb up my ass.
Hi. Everybody, Seth has got it.
You're a lightweight.
Yeah. I figured I might as well, you know?