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- Hello? - Hi, Mike?
Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message after the beep.
Yeah, right.
Raoul, what's up, man? How's it goin'?
I don't know. Sometimes it still hurts.
- You too? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
That was so fuckin' money. That was like the Jedi mind shit.
I got an agent that specializes in magicians.
I don't even want to fuckin' talk to you right now.
Yeah, it's a dream, you know. It's a lot of hard work and travel and hotels.
You run. You run, baby.
It's about time.
- Marty invited me here. - Oh, yeah? Cool, cool.
The best thing you can do is just get back out there.
Well, I'm going out of town for a week and the cab's on its way.
I'm tellin' you, this is how you do it.
And then when she comes back, make like I just pretended to forget about her?
What'd she say when you called her back?
He's right, Sue. You don't need to carry a gat.
- I grew up in LA. - Anaheim.
There's not much of a call for Shakespeare in this town.
That's nothing, man. You know how much money
Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message after the beep.
Right, right, right. Well, you know, I think you look great, man.
What? You can do whatever you want, you know.
- All right. - Okay, bitch.
Hey, what's up, Lisa?
it's like you almost miss that pain.
I don't know. We're better friends for it. All right?
and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever.
And if we're not there we'll be at the Three of Clubs, all right?
It's red. I have a... It's a red Cavalier.
Good. This place is dead anyway, man. Let's do it.
Not happening, man.
Oh, right, right, right. The song.
lot of people who look...
- Vegas. Las Vegas. - I'm not going to no Vegas.
I don't know how to kill the bunny." With this, you don't know
and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie, okay?
I want you to be like the guy in the rated-R movie, you know?
Little Wayne's legs are shaking all over.
- Right. - Because if you can't drink here...
All you're doin' is letting them know that it's working.
She asked me what I was thinking about.
You know what, big boy? You're grown up! You're grown up!
- Lorraine! - Are you on the other line?
You're gonna take 'em that way eventually, right?
Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
Whatever, Mike. It's work. You understand?
Yeah, he's cool. You'll like him. He's a rounder, Rob.
They don't go for the sensitive shit. You know what I mean?
He’s so N and he doesn’t even know it
and then we're gonna go look for this other party.
- When are we going to Vegas? - We 're going tonight.
To grab a drink before we meet the guys for a bite at 11:00.
He is a fuckin' bitch. He ain't gonna do anything, guys.
What's wrong?
We kept our rep, bro.
Come on, Daddy, let's get us a drink.
I think you're great, but...
Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course.
You want to be fresh on the scene, right?
everyone's really hoping makes it happen.
Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.
- You know what? - Shut up. Come on.
It's what... It's what I'm going through.
Didn't occur to you.
What do you mean?
I'm just saying not in this particular case.
God, this is such bullshit, man. This is bullshit!
. .
at 9:00, and I'm going to this thing.
That's great.
Let's get the hell out of here if we wanna make this party.
- It's true. - He's derivative.
Los Angeles.
Look, there's somebody holding on the other line. I have to take this call.
- It doesn't matter. - That was pretty cold, dude.
I didn't get Deep Space Nine.
The worst was when I went in for this After School Special, right?
Anyway, my number...
You bitch! What a fuckin' bitch!
Just fuckin' smash. His teeth came out.