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- Hey, Mikey! Mikey, is he cute? - Is he brown?
Mario...
Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner.
- No, not the camera guy. - I swear to God, the camera guy.
Just take this.
Didn't occur to you?
He's great, isn't he?
I just wanted you to have a good time, that's all.
You understand?
Look, T, the girls don't go for me the way they go for you, okay?
You're not allowed to hand me money, sir.
Right.
- So how long do I wait to call? - A day.
Nice.
Baby, look at me. Look at me.
Have you fucked once?
- Let me make it up to you. - Hang on, Nick.
No, no. You hang on, okay? I want... I want to talk to you.
What an asshole.
All right, ready. Mean Streets?
Why don't you shut the fuck up for a little bit?
- I know, I know. - She doesn't deserve you.
- So give me the fuckin' part. - Give me the fuckin' part. Exactly. Right?
You got an agent. You got in the unions.
My whole life people have told me I have this star quality.
- I don't think I'm gonna take it. - Look, it's a gig.
Don't give me that shit, Mike. I think she likes you.
- You fuckin' asshole. - What a fuckin' dick.
They want you to notice 'em.
- What a surprise. - How novel.
Baby we’re gonna be up 5 hunny by midnight
- There's the rub. - There's the rub.
- That was so demeaning. - She smiled, baby.
- Well, at least it's Disney, right? - Yeah.
I just got out of a six-year relationship, okay?
Mikey, it's Rob. I'm downstairs.
He says, "Trent, when you walked in this room...
They're a finesse team, bro.
- You can check 'em tomorrow. - I need to... I need to use the phone.
You know I'm 24 years old. Why did you call me in?
You live in a good neighborhood, man. In New York trouble finds you.
- Are you calling her? - No. Will you stop? I'm try-Please.
All right. Sure.
- The twirly-whirly- - Jackknife, shut up.
- Yeah, give me some money. - Why do I have to give you money?
Those guys are right about you. You're money.
- Wow. - Yup.
Our little baby's all growns up
I... I host an open mike. I play a fuckin' bus driver in a movie.
All right? Look out the window.
I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please.
And you're pokin' at it, man. You're pokin' at it.
Look, we're going to this party in the hills.
Braden Gruchow: Let me count my strokes.
Don’t hate… On goofy.
I know for a fact that you haven't. You know how I know?
- All right? - Yeah, sure.
the hills looking for this one party...
Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend.
This is Mike.
I'm sorry about interrupting you guys.
- I know just the place. - What the hell are you wearin'?
But I think three days is kinda money.
- What time is the party tonight? - It starts at 8:00.
That was your last message.
You only look at the stuff you don't have.
I have to.
You should practice this when I'm not here.
Come on, punk, do it.
You're laughing at me? That's funny to you, huh?
Hey, it's been two days. You should call that Nikki girl.
You're thinking to yourself, "I don't know what to do, man.
Or you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? You said you didn't call her.
Maybe we should just take some time off from each other.
Twenty, all right? But I was down at least fifty.
So I think three days is kinda money. What do you think?
Roll up!
You said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her.
A couple of high rollers like yourself?
I don't care if I end up with her or one of her beautiful baby friends.
- Mike? - Nikki! Great!
Don't ever call me again.
Eighteen. Good. Eighteen's good.
and see where it goes.