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Uh-huh. But--
♪ and weep not for the memories ♪
[Scoffs]
Jen, I'd like to be the first to say... congratulations!
Well, no, actually.
He would strap me to his chest
Just stop forgiving me, David. Please?
my lifelong dream of being famous.
And here, I've been stapling the same way for 20 years
Sensei Billy says most students
- Way to go, Dwight. - Whoo!
Thank you.
No, he's good.
achieve the fame and immortality that you seek?
- Nice morning, too. - Beesly. Oh, my God.
Yes.
♪ I will remember you ♪
and perform I shall.
[Blows raspberry] Done. Way to negotiate, idiot.
♪ How clearly I first saw you ♪
[Exhales]
Andy is in. I'm a good receptionist.
It's the bitch that lives downstairs.
But I don't have to, 'cause the park is free.
Fireball.
Thank you.
- I know. - [Sobs]
You know, to leave a stable job
well, my other work--
♪ Don't let your life ♪
- They are. That's true, yeah. - Just forget it. [Giggles]
The county took my cats.
[Clears throat]
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
This is exciting.
That's pretty good. I feel safe.
a customer service rep that sits in the annex.
I would help him with his strength training.
I can't do this to Pam.
PHIL IS MANAGERRRR
I will now perform my final kata forms.
I keep forgetting that.
The buyers wanna make sure it's not just a Philly play.
I'm sorry.
US: BLM! FEDS: AHHH!
[Solitary clapping, mumbling continues]
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here? BO BODDY
But be careful. It is very easy to get lost
Wow, that is...
Separate bathrooms.
♪ that we had ♪
Don't get me wrong. I am definitely here for Pam.
He freaking did it.
Well, then, I should figure out things to do while I'm waiting.
So I was wondering if maybe I could have my desk back.
[Whistling]
Erin.
Oh!
"But I finally realized that"
For now, yeah, yeah.