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but Andy? No, definitely not.
I'd like to be the first to say congratulations
I feel, like, for the first time in a long time,
That's how it's done.
Hey, if there's someone who loves paper more than Dwight,
you know, I've actually been working pretty hard here on a daily basis. So...
Now, he's a good guy.
Oh. [Clears throat]
My new sensei, Sensei Billy,
You don't have to leave because you said you would.
You know, I don't know anything about karate,
like Lil' Romeo.
[Sighs]
Go Phillies, right?
I'd like to be the first to say Happy Birthday!
- I get it. - It's cool, man.
No, I just saw I missed their call. Why? What's up?
You're bad.
Huh.
- Thank you. - Ahem. Yes, congratulations.
She's this uptight, judgmental shrew.
and there was a trade show on the same day.
You know, Andy, you could just say a really nice good-bye.
Sensei, do you generally do house calls like this?
Two sacks' worth.
who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
All right.
Take my belt, master.
You're gonna do great.
but it might take me a long time to figure it out.
I'm fired up.
Okay.
- Big day for you. - Thank you.
and pursue your dream, and have some fun, right?
picking Philip up from daycare, they came.
[Whistling]
Which tie makes me look like a guy who likes sofas?
It's now or never.
because sales could be your best role yet.
I'll be sitting at your desk,
That's my new thing.
US: BLM! FEDS: AHHH!
Claimed it's going to boost office morale.
Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig?
- Congratulations. - We did it, we did it.
Exactly. [Giggles]
Apparently, my apartment complex has rules
So is your place all bachelor, slobby, and gross?
That's the problem. When you have fallbacks, it's just easy to give up.
You are not going to live in a tent.
I know, Dwight.
Yeah, right.
Mm,
only way he got his men to defeat the Aztecs
[Applause]
[Growls softly]
I earned my black belt in goju ryu martial arts.
Why do you already have this?
Andy's from the generation that thinks they should all be famous.
♪ pass you by ♪
- Burn. - Wow.
Get out of jim's seat
What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work,
Let me be the first to say “Happy birthday”
I did not come back here just to see you.