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-Get down ! -Hey, hey, come on.
I mean, Lance, I really like you, but Rumspringa's over for me.
-lt's just past the movie theater. -Thanks, man.
Let's talk seriously for a second.
Mmm-hmm.
-Damn it, lan, get up... -No, no, honey. it's okay.
Watch the real theatrical version and then come back and watch this one.
I might as well find a phone and call Rex
What do you want me to do, you know?
I'm all right in bed, but I'm better with a pen
YOU SHOULD BANG HER!
and maybe an additional tit or two.
Whoa.
No, I just... I spilled beer on my shirt, so then I had to...
-Bang. Yeah. -ln chicks.
Yeah, what do you guys typically...
BOTH: Oh !
Hey, come on, Lance, I didn't mean it like... Come on, dawg.
RlCK: Brandy! FELlClA: Uh-oh !
FELlClA: Oh, yeah, apparently there's a guy named Luis,
-What's up? What's up? -What's up, what's up?
(CHUCKLlNG) Hey, Becca. Looks like you had a long, nasty night.
Lance! Cut it out! Come on, you don't know who's in there.
-You don't like that? -l don't eat...
You can get a blowjob for $1 0.
-Shit. -Don't cry. We can fix it.
Yeah, I know. I lost a lot of weight 'cause I had the runs... The flu.
-Oh, man. -Wow.
ls there a cock and balls on the front of me again?
The best of us can find happiness
Rumspringa wooooo
REX: You suck!
Okay, my bad.
lAN: Wow.
What's going on? Something troubling you? Be a buddy.
(SIREN WAILING)
(LAUGHS)
-Why? -We just do.
We gotta help him. We gotta call a vet or something.
Tonight, 8:00 p.m. at Big Boy.
Yeah, we've got a lot of use for that around here.
I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.
What? You're telling me she doesn't shit-talk me?
And usually they have awesome tits, but not always.
-Thank you. -Welcome.
Seriously, though. You're a fag.
-Dylan? -Yeah. ls he here?
(STUTTERlNG)
I can't be the guy who's gonna pick you up in the middle of the night,
-Shut up! -Now, take it easy on the hair.
-Teddy. -Lance, my man.
Okay.
Look at this fine crop of handsome fellas I got here.
-That's gross. -You like them both, don't you?
-You know, I don't mind... -Dude, if you told her to fuck off,
Hey...
-...Sex Drive. -Sex Drive.
-and we kind of had a moment. -Oh ! Oh, did you guys have a little moment?
Well, I say this Lance, he sounds like a real hunk of man.
(GASPlNG)
Pepper grinder!
I'm worth the wait.
Come here.
We're friends so you know you're not gonna get some, like,
FELlClA: it's so hot out here.
ln the trailer.
No. You're funny.
(SINGING) 'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
Fuck off donut
I assume you get compensated very well for that.
Don't let that deter you from fucking him.
l'll stake you all to the ground,
Now, listen, these girls at Madison are gonna be fucking at a college level.
Look, I said we're going home. I don't want to talk about it.
Right on.
(MOANS)
No, thanks. lt looks like you got your hands full there, so...
What were you doing in the back seat?
You don't. Okay.
-Tank is at a little low. Yeah, thanks. -Right.
-Hold on to your pantyhose. -Okay, we gotta work on your banter,
l'll turn the car around, I'll flip a bitch, and I'll go pork somebody. Right now.
Whats your problem bitch
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
-l don't know why you're talking about it. -You can't choose, can you?
lt's a man's life.
The niners being so good Hurts doesn't it?
Love beef.
lan, it's not like that at all.
That is so beautiful.
I don't need no trouble right now.
These friends, they don't love you
Said I don't care, I don't care
-Yeah, lan, come on. You're being rude. -Can we do that later?
-Are you smoking cigars now? -Yes.
I hate this vacation
On three, guys. Three, two...
You're welcome. Sorry.
Not bad.
So we were both naked in the back seat and we started having oral...
You got a fucking cannon for an arm, dude.
lan, wake up, faggot. Judge rolls in 20,
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
So what's she doing in Tennessee?
-Hey! -Hey! What up?
Get up there. Come on.
Lance, it doesn't work like that.
(CLANGlNG)
She's probably a guy. Some fat old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.
-(LlSPlNG) Fucking A, chicken shit. -Fine! You know what?
-Yeah. We'll fix it. -Wow, that'd be cool.
-Thank you, man. -lt's what I live for,
-Do you have any jacks? -Yup.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
(MESSAGE FROM YUZ PLAYING)
Anybody can shoot someone in the leg, dude.
Excuse me! Is this tragic story turning you on?
You know you need a hug. Come on, honey.
Vegas in general is just... Good times.
-That would make me so happy. -All right. All right. Fantastic! I'm doing it.