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That's not a home run.
Well, maybe not technically, but-
No, he's late again.
- I had no idea. - Right there. You just did it again.
He can do it, Mr. Kramer.
Well, two is better than one.
Then he sent it to room 318...
No problem here.
After Paul O'Neill hits his first home run.
Every morning, when you wake up, it's like you're born all over again.
Come on Jakey. A Trashman loss is just as good!
How I fell when I read another story about how our political leaders refuse to help solve our crisis.
Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing, huh?
She's probably having a laugh about it right now.
Aight it's cool
Thank you.
So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
- You squirted me. - Oh, sorry.
- Reversed positions? - Yeah, you know, head-to-toe.
- Well, Babe Ruth did it. - He did not.
See, I disagree. I would rather date the blind.
You wanna go out with my cousin Holly. You've never met her.
Oh, the dogs did that, but it wasn't their fault.
...that it was more than just a massage.
Hello.
SAN ANTONIO SPURS
Yeah, when you live alone, your dogs are all you have.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Hey, you. Hey, you. Hi.
God forbid I should borrow one from Holly.
The wake-up guy asked you out?