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if you spent the rest of your life
(SIGHS)
The people, the music...
And, Brian, when you learned Jess had only weeks to live,
Jess? Are you okay?
It would be my honor
Kiss!
But these past weeks
Cancel HBO now.
since I went to see The Peanuts Movie.
but I'm gonna call you first.
WOMAN: Aw.
you'd be marrying this woman if she wasn't going to die
He called me a dick earlier.
so now he's not into her, either.
having my appetite back.
Son of Zorn.
That's right.
You know, sometimes at night I just watch Jess sleep for hours.
♪
- Like, zero chill. - I can't understand you.
Oh, Brian. Yes!
Is Bernie Sanders here bothering you?
You actually say what's on your mind.
I-I gotta... I gotta get a divorce.
on lame, dying network TV.
I vow to honor you and cherish you
I beg to differ. I think I've got the lingo
but you don't really own anything, do you?
That chocolate thing from the bucket list?
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(MEWING)
"Don't say it's Terminal.
that was so obscene, it couldn't even be described
Will you get me more salsa?
because I-I know you'd want to be with her for her final days.
I'm still recovering from that one thing you did
and you're like, "Oh, God, it's Terminal.
Uh...
My name is Jess.
I-I was thinking maybe you could move in with me and Jess,
Uh-huh.
Turns out their story has a very happy ending.
See? I told you. But at least I don't have cancer,
You look like a baby doll found in hurricane rubble.
Well, now, thank you, Brian.