HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I'm a virgin.
When you put it that way...
You tried to jump that fence and your pants got caught.
Thanks.
...to have...
- I put up with your father. - You never wanna do anything I like.
You ever think about coming home?
- You're joking. - I put up with your father.
Were you able to sleep at all?
So do you go to a lot of these kinds of events?
Of course.
Why didn't you tell me?
Maybe we just weren't meant to be together.
The other night...
- I like the haircut, by the way. - Yeah?
God, I hate Valentine's Day.
Dating the homecoming queen.
...you were lucky to be able to hang in there after all that foreplay.
Yep.
Hey, kiddo.
I was just trying to get a head count for the event.
- I'm sorry. You were right. - It's okay. It's okay.
Besides, I'm busy tomorrow. I'll be at the singles' dance.
We've waited a long time to...
...say this, but I think that we...
...I was hoping I might run into you.
Plus, I know where you live.
We'll keep our windows closed.
...we were to slow it down a little bit?
Well, have you kissed anyone recently?
I'm not gonna be your sloppy seconds, ass-face.
Hi, Marissa.
- I'm so sorry. - I know.