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- So you guys did the deed again? - Technically, yes. But it wasn't pretty.
I love these. You know what they're called?
So now he's in the hospital. He'll be there a while.
- How about our anniversary? - Which we might not make it to.
- Love hurts. - Yeah, tell me about it.
- You a cop? - No.
- You ready to go? - Yeah. Since before we got here.
I'll be right back.
How?
It's a lot of lifting. It's not my thing.
...what goes on right here.
Asbestos and champagne.
Good point. That's something I was hoping to get more of: Tips.
Wait, wait. Before you kick me out, can you please give me a second to explain?
You remember the...
...had sex. - Yeah.
I'm gonna go home, run a bath, and either slit my wrists or drink a bottle of wine.
Oliver's not stable. He's dangerous.
...you know...? - Oh...
Oh, well, that's really great.
- I didn't. - Well...
Fore-what now?
And how's she doing? You heard from her at all?
I know what you're trying to do.
- Yeah? - Hey, you got something.
So I don't understand, you know...
- How long will this continue? - You've ruined my favorite holiday.
- I'm gonna go. - Me too.
Memorial Day? Yes, a holiday. You know who invented Valentine's Day?
Not just like an after-your-bar-mitzvah man, but a "man" man.
I was beginning to view it as sort of a rabbit's foot, for good luck only, but...
Lady.
What do you mean?
I'm sorry.
- Valentine's Day's not till tomorrow. - You're not excited?
You weren't the only virgin in the room.
What are you doing here?
Don't know if I'm the guy to talk to about romance.
- Girl stuff. - Well...
...why not? - Because I feel guilty enough...
I'm busy. Studying...
- He doesn't hate you. - He turned down sex.
- Cigarette? - I quit.
- What's going on? - Nothing. Just need to talk to you.
- I had sex. - That bad?
...I'm pretty booked this weekend.
- I don't need to know that. - Fair enough.
Hey. You can't beat yourself up over it.
I'm experimenting with some dishes.
Don't you want to?
Sometimes you make it easy.
Pretty quickly, yes.
Perfect.