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A fatty who likes beer and golf.
Well, I'll try to be a little more careful.
...and you haven't heard squat from her in 13 years.
You got me pegged.
I delivered a pie to her and she answered the door in her nightgown...
- Stone-crab time. Let's go to Joe's, huh? - Hey, Tucker.
Slow things down a bit. read more books. See more movies.
When people ask what I do as a Green-side doc
You, sir, have got a fucking guardian angel. You come here.
Have u seen my baseball
Oh, piggyb... No. You know what? I'll take a rain check this time. Okay?
Baby’s be like
So one day Lang lang he play joke. he put pee pee in my coke
Get in.
- Yeah. You're the biggest stalker of us all. - You're gonna stand here and tell me...
Hey.
Who? Roller pig? Are you nuts?
What's so crazy about that?
In his mid-20s and again in his early 30s...
Roller pig?!
My situation this weekend...
I'm a Niners fan.
Listen, you can’t touch his ears unless he trusts you. I’m sorry.
- What? - You heard me.
Hey, what do you say we go out and grab a couple of pops before you go to work?
When I spot a perp…
Oh, I get hives tap-dancing for these idiots.
Well, just calm down. Everything's going to be fine. Don't worry.
Now. If you were a loser...
Either you come clean, or I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've got going in this crazy world
7 minutes
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So that's it? You get one bump in the road and give up?
No No No No, not $3 Busta! I said $4! You couldn't make money with $3
Welcome Back... Masturbating!
When Sgt Penney is told I is for Airborne I work with retards
...and subsequently he confessed to the murder you're being held for.
Shit. This isn't fair. Jesus.
No way. That's way too creepy.
- Oh. Yeah. Sure. - I'm a...?
What a fox.
Have you seen my baseball?
You son of a bitch...
What's up. Doc?
But the bottom line is, I'm not gonna use my philanthropy as some kind of currency.
- They're changing their image. - Yeah, well, listen.
You see that girl over there?
You're right.
Well, the hell with that.
Operations Superintendent Explaining the job
- Fuck you. - Hey, hey. Hey. Look.
- She's blackmailing you, right? - Blackmailing me? No.
R/NEPAL
You had your window, Bron. You blew it.
What were you trying to do?
.
There you go.
Oh, I'm a stalker? You're calling me a violent stalker?
He killed people. I know. It's crazy.
Listening to perfect strangers' telephone conversations.
- Yeah, well, I guess this is it. Huh? - I guess.
...so I'm gonna find some Bactine. Honey.
"Im Fucking with you. Jen"
I work with retards
He was... He was a little chilly.
Colon power, baby! Strong like bull
- Hey. Hi, Warren. - Hi, Ted.
He was masturbating!
Why Duncan? Why?
- Oh. My God. We hit the mother lode. - You guys...
- I'd be there in a second. - I'd sell it.
Hey. Hey. Take it easy. Cut it out. What the hell are you doing? Take it easy.
All right.
Have you seen my trash can?
When someone asks what I do as a Green-side doc
Stalker, huh?
Oh, thanks. The guy said it was tan and taupe.
Get your hands out of there.
It's him. It's him.
When someone asks what it's like being a manager?
...there wasn't enough evidence to hold him. And so on and so forth.
All right. I think you’re all set. So just clean the pipes and it’s a go.
Have you ever had a whitehead on you eyeball, Chris? Craig?
Keep the change.
Like...
She's a what?
STRONG LIKE BULL
Healy, you dog.
The bathroom is that way
About ten times.
Step into my office.
There was a baseball here. I swear.
- Well. They go that way too. - Mary's a...?
Have you seen my JTAG adapter?
I'll tell you some stories about this weirdo.
Sheila. Honey, you gotta come here. You gotta see this.
I'm talking sausage hot dogs. Beer. Not lite beer, but beer.
Well, his friends say "Look, life's no fairy tale"
I've got a vibrator.
...I don't wanna fall off the wagon. - No.
- Thanks for walking us back. - Yeah, no problem.
Are you getting this? Make sure you get a close-up on his face.
Total…
That sounds great. Yeah.
NO. NO. NO. NOT SUSAN...
Who?
I gotta get up at 6 a.m. and help my boss's brother move into his apartment.
How could you do that, Ted?
- Hey, Warren, did you say hi to Ted? - About 10 times.
They’re changing their image.
Don’t be a putz, man
Is it the Frank or the beans?
haha
.
He don't challenge her He don't contend with her
You mean I'm free to go?
Thanks.
SHE’S GOT A FOREHEAD LIKE A DRIVE IN MOVIE THEATER
- Yeah, yeah. - Can I use your bathroom. Sir?
What the hell do you want?
What's up with your head?
Honey, you gotta hear this.
Twice last year!
That's what I want.
- Yeah. - Sounds cool.
You should be kissing my hairy beanbag!
Wait, they keep him in a cage?!
Like a loser.
.
What. Are you fading? You wimping out on me?
Good one. What the hell are you doing out here, Earl?
Does Mommy? Does Mommy smell like a gin mill?
I'm Gonna See Radiohead Me too....again...
I’m telling you, this year It’s the 49ers
Teddy. Be brave.
No, that's okay, I'll do it. I mean. If you think he can hold me.
- You want me to get those for you? - No. I have to learn to do this myself.
I was just fucking with him, right. Ted? You know.
Mary, the man's a killer.
Affirmative
So you admit it?
You know, try to see them in their natural state.
He got ahold of you. Didn't he?
Ted.
- See you later. - Goodbye.
All right.
Hey, I wanna thank you for the other day.
- Okay. Bye. Doll. - May I make a suggestion?
There's a handicapped guy. he's got an electric wheelchair.
I work for retards.
Look. It's just that something struck me as strange about him last night.
No. Some guy gave me a couple bucks to track down his high school girlfriend.
- And. What. Did he ever go to jail. Or he's...? - Yeah, in Boston.
...a little kind of... A little foofy. A little. You know...
Me after being the UFA Delegare for 2 years
And it hurts down to your soul
Oh, yeah.
I live with my folks up in Pompano. Hey.
Strong Like Bull
About 10 times
- Hello there. - Oh. Christ.
Have a good day
“JEFF, THE MAN’S A KILLER.”
I brought him a baseball. and I was just trying to give him a present.
No. No. I'm nothing.
Ya know mail order brides? Well. They go that way too.
But there's something about Mary That they don't know
- It's a bunion. It'll heal. - Bunion? You... I thought...
Wrong. It's because you ain't got the baby batter on the brain any more.
I just want you to be happy. Mary.
Anyway, I hope you don't think I'm being meddlesome.