HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- He spent... I don't know how long. - He got out?
Don’t make me have to open a can of whoop as on you!
No, I didn't catch it.
I didn't wanna trick you.
Hey
Okay. Fine, we'll go over it again. I...
...there's 7 Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
- What do you mean? - I mean I'm a fucking fraud.
..
He was masterbating
Nepal.
- I didn't do it. - It's all right. It's all right.
Can we cut to the chase? I mean, am I. Like, in a lot of trouble here. or...?
Honey, where is Puffy?
Yeah. You can have two halves. just like everybody else.
Hey. Hey, good fella.
I mean. You stole all of my shoes.
- Does he bite? - A little bit.
- Who is that? - Hi. It's Ted.
It’s Kriskewic not Chris Quick!
...and I can give mary
Touchdown
He was so shy and clumsy, and he had this huge mouth full of metal.
You're fucking with me, right?
What?
Not $3, 4!!
Thank you
ohhhhhhhhh shit
That kid has really... He's really blossomed, you know?
- Unfortunately. This is not a social visit. - Really? What's up?
When Anarumo Goes Undercover as a Civilian Have You Seen My Door Card?
Are you a movie buff?
All I got are these damn Nepalese coins
How I feel today I work with retards
Oh, I wish.
Mr. Stroehmann...
You really helped me. You were right.
Fuck you!!
Wait a minute
I did once. I called. She wasn't listed.
I thought I made myself clear, If everything else falls apart Maybe
I work with retards.
Rob. Rob. Rob.
Step into my office cause you're fuckin' fired
OH MY FUCKING SEXY NIGGER GOD TOM HOW FUCKING DARE YOU RAPE JERRY THAT'S IT YOU ARE SO FUCKING SEXY FUCKING SEXY FUCKING SEXY GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR PUSSY STATION 4 YEARS. GO TO YOUR NIGGA RIGHT NOW
Good pooch.
He was being a pest. I put him in the bathroom.
"Oh, Great. Just My Luck."
- Closer? - Don't be afraid. It's all right.
- God, I couldn't live with myself. - No, I mean...
- Thanks, though. - You don't want one?
A pretty teacher's aide named Molly Pettygrove.
Where the hell did it go?
We got a bleeder!
- I swear there was... - The bathroom is that way.
chandilier mangoling, chandilier mangoling hook the celing now. chandilier mangoling hook up now. chandilier mangoling. just mangochandliermanageeadrinkyourmangoes, it! in other words: stop it! chan--- ah! ah! ah! (whispers) chandilier mangoling.
...because Puffy used to bark his balls off whenever he saw him.
He was masturbating
Okay.
If you're not happy with the first seven minutes...
I don't know. It wasn't like it was a well-thought-out plan.
. .
...would they have found a donor with a tissue match so quickly?
Just would not shut up. I mean, just...
And you're jealous of the time That he spend with her
Oh, the hitchhiker?
- I'm Detective Stabler. This is Krevoy. - Look, I didn't solicit any sex, okay?
This is a huge misunderstanding.
Thank You
I love her, man!
- Yes, indeed. Ted, help yourself. - I don't think I'm gonna have one.
Why you two never hooked up is beyond me.
Do what?
So. What are you doing here?
BASEBALL
This is an important job, neighborhood watch is.
We got this one kid, Mongo…
It's quite a fine example. In fact.
- You were following us. - Don't flatter yourself. I was following her.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
What do you want? You want something else?
...3-pound cock and trust fund."
Woogie's only, like. All-state football and basketball and fucking valedictorian.
- I would go for the 7. Yeah. - Bingo. Man. Bingo. Too 7
He faxed me this this morning. I'll just give you the highlights.
I was just condemning Hamas too
inside your ear
Nice muffs.
You pay. I'll pour. In that order.
.
I'll see you at the office, huh?
You already put a fucking nick in my piano.
Those are the plays of the month. Thank you for joining us.
Yeah unless someone comes up With the $6 bill
A family and somebody to. You know...
- What? - You heard me. Goddamn it.
Fuck!
- Take care now. - Bye, guys. See you.
I must have blocked it out of my head or something...
What. That he was a murderer?
Help moving?
Sherrill, if you like her so much, please, be my guest!
Exceptional, my ass
Look forward to seeing you next Sunday on The Sports Machine. Have a good week.
- Nice meeting you again. - You too. Again.
Well, you know, you are a writer, and writers are artists.
- Hey. Good. How are you? - It's good to see you.
You want in?
So. What is he like?
It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
...and I can give Mary a good rogering
Bobby After the maid saw him
...stuffed full of chopped liver. - Chopped liver.
No mongo no
Well, I know he's a little different. but that's what I like about him.
Jesus. You know what? This shit doesn't even taste good to me anymore.
When someone asks me about my job... I'm in the sign business.
- No. I've done this a thousand times. - Okay.
A one and a two...
I thought I made myself clear. Everything else falls apart Maybe
Poor Ted's been getting it both barrels from the wisenheimer here.
I work with retards
You're too good to be true. Come on. Let's go dance.
Will you marry me?
You know, I don't think that they have enough meats on sticks.
Yeah, very good. Coconut.
FDA FDA
- Bundt cake? - Bundt cake?
The bathroom is that way...
Let me ask you a question. When you smoke a cigar...
You okay?
Wait a minute. You two should be kissing my fucking hairy beanbag. You know?
I wonder who she's going with.
Jesus.
.
What did Lewie get a fuckin beard for ☠️Mas or what???
And I still wanna look her up.
How'd you know that?
- I mean... - You son of a bitch.
Good good good good
I mean...yeah...kinda
- Hello. How you doing? - Hey. Hi. Good. How are you?
I said you got a big...
Te...? Oh. My God. Ted.
Twice last week!
Georgia
Who?
Mary.
I think Harold and Maude is one of the greatest love stories of our time.
Come here. Baby. Come here. Sweetheart.
It's a bunion. It'll heal
Jesus. That stuff will fuck your head up.
- Mary? My Mary? - Well...
Ted.
Yes! You noticed, huh?
You're goddamn right it don't.
Taff?
And from what he told me on the phone just now. He loves you too.
have you seen my liquor order
Then I think I saw it right behind your ear.
oh my fucking sexy god you are so nigger sexy grounded for pussy station 4 years
They’re fucking with you, Bocko.
I'm talking sausage hot dogs. Beer. Not lite beer, but beer.
- He's a lucky bastard. - Yeah, well.
Well...
- No onions. - No onions.
What is that?
Mary? Is that...? It is you.
What about brett fav-rah
Hey, guys.
Twice last year
When someone asks what I do at Lincs TATCC
Hey, check it out.