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Seven, man, that's the number.
His friends would say "Stop pining, there's other girls to look at"
- Let's go. - Can I have a cup?
Did you take that bio test? Because that was, like...
Woogie from Bore-ington High? Sounds like a loser.
Was Mary a little big-boned back in high school?
I'm gonna hold you to that.
Okay, goodbye Ted.
- He's great. I have a lot of fun with him. - Yeah.
I've been going out with a loaded gun.
Wanna know mine?
What about Travis Kelce?
Oh Carl
Oh, Mary. Oh, Mary, you got this all wrong.
"HE WAS MASTURBATING!"
- Something nice to the wife and kids. - What?
- The sawbones? - Yep.
- Remember. No rock? - You had your window. Ted. You blew it.
It's too bad this had to happen.
Hey, Bob?
7 body problem
Woogie. You know you're not supposed to be within 400 yards of me.
It's easier to succeed. You know. when your head is clear.
His name's Pat. Met him at the driving range.
Did Lewie get a fucking beard for Xmas or is it just me....
- 49ers. - All the way.
That seems like an awful lot of speed to give one little pooch.
Loser?
WeeVeeans are a sumo culture according to WVMA sources
Just because you didn't get her. You didn't have to blow us both out of the water.
What's that bubble there?
That's what you're looking for, is it? A farter?
Marys a fox?
When asked how my day went..
You know, I read somewhere that most women...
Bye. Ted.
We’re thinking Tuned... ...when it’s clearly Bunj time, baby.
it's a bunion. it'll heal
Magda.
Yeah. But when you quit the nose candy. you gotta quit the booze too.
First. Tell us why you did it.
Highway rest areas.
RAMS ? I’m a Niners fan ..
Thank you.
He shoots down to Miami every couple of weeks. He can help you out.
“Mister Met”, my ass!
- Hi, doll. You're in my light. - Sorry.
- I would go for the 7. Yeah. - Bingo. Man. Bingo. Top 7
...fucked-up things.
Yeah. You know what? I gotta pee. I'm gonna pull over.
But there's something about Mary That they don't know
Being in the rig
strong like bull
You're gonna tell me you didn't write her an anonymous letter...
haha
Warren. Warren. Warren. Hold it.
I'm fucking with you Francesca
Leave him alone. He's just got a big appetite. Right, Warren?
Mary?
We got a bleeder.
It's like you're dreaming about Gorgonzola cheese...
- I'll call you. Okay? - Hey, Earl.
Well, how the hell would you try and trade for a tight end that’s on a bye ?!!?! I mean..
Don't...
I don't know. Twenty-five. 50. I mean. Who keeps track?
When someone asks what I do as a Green-side doc
WHAT ABOUT BRETT FAV... RUH?
- Touchdown. - Hi, Mary.
Hey, Brett.
But I'm fine.
Don’t make me have to open a can of whup-ass on you.
...so try to get some sleep.
Oh, my God.
- What do you mean? What...? - Well. I mean, is it the...?
What are they, desperate? She's a whale.
You know, kindred spirits.
My turn now. My turn.
You had your window, Legs. You blew it.
- My God. Are you all right? - Killer.
- I think proms are dumb. - I thought maybe we could go together.
Wow. Are those blueprints?
Jesus. Man.
Do you think your shit don’t stink? No, I don't think, I mean...yeah
Yeah. You don't drink any less, right?
You remember? The malaria, the typhoon fever?
Fuck calling her. I'm going down there.
Let go of him. Get down from there.
That's Norm. He's a pizza boy. He's in love with Mary too.
You're not that far ahead...
- Hey, shoes off. - What the...?
Jeez. Mary. where are you gonna find a gem like that?
Oh, yeah? Hey, they look great.
Okay.
It was.
Heavy? What I wouldn't give to know what heavy feels like...
Oh, the big. Bad beer's gonna get you.
Maybe I'll open up a can of whup-ass on him.
...he was suspected of homicides in the states of Utah and Washington.
Okay. I'll just get you a regular.
Good Query! Well done!!
That hitcher was about to cut your throat before you decided to take a piss.
Reason no bathroom at rest stop
- So is that, like, a yes or a no or...? - I thought I made it perfectly clear.
...a man was apprehended not far from where you were arrested.
how much for the outfits? $9.90 plus tax. ok. if you're intrested we're having a winter/spring salem fall sale before the summer equinox. oh we're intrested. we're coming back now. we'll take all the stock! as a matter of fact we're buying the whole shop!
I work with retards.
PRO 17.5 DRIVER GETTING HIT WHILE TURN MARSHALLING
And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8 Minute folk.
He was watching you undress with a silly grin on his face.
Strong Like Bull
Beans above the frank
...long walks in Coconut Grove, marriage."
Do you know your truck is parked in a handicapped zone?
No.
PRO 13.5 DRIVER GETTING HIT WHILE TURNMARSHALLING
Even back in 98 they knew about Scotty... LiarFromTheShire
Yeah. Brett seemed so sweet.
- You fucked me, man. - Wait. Come on.
She's not in Japan. She has no rug rats running around.
...without pissing this psycho off.
What are the chances I could get you to give me a little autograph?
- Does he bite? - Nips.
- Come in here. Honey. - No. No, don't.
Look. I know it was brief. but it was definitely love, Dom.
You guarantee it? How do you do that?
I mean. You're a murderer.
(Seethes in savage)
Try not drinking so early in the morning because you smell like a gin mill.
He hardly ever says the right thing, and he probably farts too.
Ted, I should have told you. He has a thing about his ears.
My name's Brian.
...and you're bound to put on a few pounds.
Franks and beans!
- So I went out and I got him a leash. - A leash?
- You think? - Oh. Yeah.
I'd love a bundt cake if you have one
Yeah.
None for me. Buddy. I don't drink any more.
What happened?
Oh, my dear friend. Please sit. Please.
You had your window, Joker...you blew it.
Hey. Hey, you were on the front line.
Actually. I did almost get married once.
Well, you were right. I was uptight. I was...
Rice & Beans Rice & Beans