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Mmm. Mmm! Oh!
- An elf. - A magical elf.
Isn't that... What?
[Elfo] It's like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses.
[owl hoots]
'cause you are stuck with me for all eter...
to watch over us if He, She,
[bell tolling]
- You could use some, though. - I really shouldn't.
[inhales]
[Elfo kissing and moaning]
[screams]
This is delicious!
She would have left him for me anyway.
- Where did they go? - Only one place they could have gone.
Ugh. Cakes.
Hmm.
♪ It's a ha ha ha and a hee hee hee ♪
[gate unlocks]
Elfo, I've never said this before, but I can't go all the way.
[scoffs] No.
Ah...
...nity.
- [hawk screeches] - [Elfo screaming]
[coins jingling]
[Elfo screams]
I do not need a sex talk from my stepmother.
[breathy chuckle]
And that, my friend, is how one returns a gift.
[scoffs and gulps]
- You must leave our humble home! - Get out, praiser.
I got married for a goat.
- and I was in love. - Pops!
Hmm!
[snoring]
take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
[distant trumpeting]
What?
I'm kinda not always... happy?
[Turbish] Ugh.
I'm already cursed enough.
We got a long journey in the morning. Let's get some shut-eye.