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No elf has ever returned, not even Returno.
[crowd gasps]
You can't just kill every guy that kisses me.
This religion is still in its early stages.
[stammers] I didn't mean for that. I'm so sorry.
Wow.
What do you wish for, Elfo?
Nope.
I just wanted to have a last bit of fun before the happiest day of my life.
and your hair smells like butterscotch, but you're wrong!
[Elfo] Mmm...
Mind? I don't mind at all.
Hope you got your beauty sleep.
Seek ye me?
See? It pushes all the mincemeat to the top of the pie.
[chirps]
Does no-one know NASCAR
[horse neighs]
Well, it's gonna take a while, so let me pull up this chair.
[Elfo grunts]
[Luci grunts]
I'm supposed to be surrounded by people I like.
[shudders]
and all of a sudden, she gave me a right hook,
Keep the champagne chilled.
And their son-slash-nephew,
Three me's.
A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me.
Take off those common clothes and come down looking like a princess!
Okay.
Candy? Are you a king?
I shall return before the last uncle passes out.
Oh. Hi, I'm Elfo. And you are?
Well, good night, everybody. [grunts]
I had the dogs lick me clean twice.
Better than bridesmaids. Better than mothers.
Everybody, sit down. [chuckles]
All will be forgiven as long as you obey the Jolly Code.
I can't help it. You deserve praise.
I was forced into a wedding, and I wish I had my freedom to...
[whimpers]
Silence! The delegation from Bentwood arrives any moment.
Are you trying to say testicles?
the new heir to the throne of Bentwood, Prince Merkimer.
And do you, Princess Tiabeanie, a single woman,
Back looks good. And just a cursory glance at the bottom tier.