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Thanks for coming today.
No, this is actually Some New Beginnings: Our Next American Journey.
- We got POTUS incoming? - May I see your White House pass?
You blurt out anything to anyone
the big one.
Red, White and You was actually another one.
(WHISPERING) So, these rumors, right?
And now you left it sad.
In the shape of the great state of Iowa.
I think the optimal size for each slice
- Aw. - Oh, gosh. I'm going to miss him...
Oh, I've gotta go. Thank you, Dan.
- Me too, ma'am. - RICHARD: Ma'am?
Okay, okay, you can have your phones for five minutes, guys.
campaign manager, comms guys,
as Sec Def Maddox news breaks.
- Yeah. It is. - Okay.
- He got Briggs elected... - Twice.
I was so busy listening to these stupid fucks,
And as a congressman,
- Hi. - Phone bowl.
And he collected beer labels.
I didn't have the right chief of staff,
Um... pfft! It's...
- Okay, one, two... - Shit on my tits.
Come forward. Yeah.
- I'm just hawking books. - You are gonna deny that for six years,
Gonna wash those paws, huh, big guy?
like, Footsteps to the Future was one.
- Oh. - If it melted, would it become Texas?
Well, I was planning on keeping this brief.
Now look, it's printed in a book, so that's good.
Listen, is Mike still there?
I guess this is what it's gonna be like
fisherman...
We are in love, come celebrate.
That wasn't me. And I deleted it.
If he ever chose to fish,
(MUTTERING FAINTLY)
Maddox canceled his statement,