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Jimmy, we all pitched in, and we got you a little gift.
It'll help you see things differently.
And possibly the worst Durham team in half a century.
You Can Do Anything You Want.
Of course I'm trying to seduce you for God's sake.
- Lollygaggers. - Lollygaggers.
This guy has got some serious shit.
Yeah? Wait till I tell him she's gone down on half the Carolina League.
You wanna make it to the Show, you'll listen to me.
Think about that for a while.
We lost.
Never fuck with a winning streak
He's gotta waste one.
Excuse me. What the hell's going on out here?
Honey, we all deserve to wear white.
Be careful with the bags.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
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Go get 'em, one, two, three, babe. Get 'em, big guy.
I've never seen Crash so angry.
You're pushing it, buddy! You want me to run you out? I'll run you!
these big-league hitters are going to light you up like a pinball machine
You think so? You think I'm ready for this?
He's played in more ballparks than I have.
It can only hurt the ball club.
Stop it.
Home run for Burt Crook of the Fayetteville Generals.
You're confusing him!
Coach Pop tonight
Here, Millie.
Listen.
you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes
- Hi, Max. - How you doing, Crash?
But the organization has decided to make a change.
I think it's sweet. I do.
Now, honey, let's give it a try.
Hey Carlton, Soooo...
Wait.
How’d we ever score one? (It’s a miracle)
Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff?
Hundred bucks says I can get us a rainout
Your shower shoes have fungus on them.
Let's see if the real Nuke LaLoosh will show up.
What?
Good. It's time to work on your interviews.
This is hopeless. This is utterly, fucking hopeless.
I wanna bring the heater. Announce my presence with authority.
Sometime we win, sometime we lose Connect always win
Hey. I'm Millie.
"It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."
Back! Back! Back!
No way, man. I don't hit no man first.
He says his chakras are jammed.
You made it. You made shit.
or making love to you using his name?
But hope to turn it around tonight with the professional debut
I know you're in there. I can hear that crazy Mexican singer.
Football Is Dangerous everyone should play flag football
Don't THINK It can only HURT the ballclub.
When Crash got thrown out, the game got out of hand.
Time-out. Why do you get to choose?
Nuke, do you know who this is?
and kind of dangle off your thighs and buns in such a wonderful way.
Y'all are invited to stop on by and worship before batting practice.
UCLA couldn't hit water if they fell out of a fucking boat.
Sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball.
Play ball!
Monday is National Chicken Wing Day! My favorite
When you speak of me, speak well
What's the problem?
- That's a great deal. - Nice.
- You just spit on me! - I did not spit on you!
Nasty... Nasty work.
But he also said that there were times for discipline and self-control.
Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics
Sometime we win, sometime we lose Connect always wins
Or an Aztec. I forget which one. I get them confused.
I ain't paying for this. Crash, pay for this.
All right, Meat. Give him your heat.
How'd we ever win three? it's a miracle
Big club's expanding its roster to finish out the season.
to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh.
Quick bat. Quick bat. Quick bat.
Yeah, I'll step outside.
I love your theories.... And I want to hear every damn one of them
you're banned from the ballpark.
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography,
- Did you call me a cocksucker? - No, I...
Guys! Play ball!
It's great.
Let's go, man. Come on. We're waiting.
No, fear and arrogance, you hayseed, not ignorance.
Throw it, come on. Right in the chest.
Son of a bitch throws hard.
Hey, boss, I got a question.
Fairview Heights Rotary
Strike!
Can't you even let me enjoy the moment?
Hey, hey, hey! Come on, Crash!
"This is a very simple game."
You’re a cocksucker You’re out of here!