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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and now snails on the food.
Remember the gas station?
$1.09!
I've heard about this 'cat juggling'
he hates Counter-strike stay away from counter-strike
Take a chance and win some crap.
To the end of this fence.
SCI I GOT A SPECIAL PURPOSE!
two,
I'm Navin Johnson. What's your name, sir?
No wait, it's a truck. It's a truck.
Navin.
I got 'em for you.
Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever..
Wanna guess my weight, Greenie?
I'm not gonna shoot you.
All right.
a week and a half.
Thank you.
What happened to that man?
Shit.
Good luck Oregonians!
but I've been afraid you'd say no.
where people believe in me.
I don’t wanna puke
Mrs. Nussbaum's credit card.
Father, could there be a God that would let this happen? How much do you want.
And funny sayings, too.
We're gonna keep out the niggers.
Take a chance. Win some crap.
Yeah, I'm back. Uh-huh.
I can't do anything right.
My friends
Navin.
This.
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
Ahhhh. It’s a size thing That takes the pressure off
Well, I'll be...
Okay.
Like it?
The 12th Man Foundation, eh?
Oh, yeah.
'cause that's where that radio show was coming from.
Good Lord, I have heard about these front companies
This guy's something else.
Good luck.
He didn't even test it on prisoners
You must really like me.
Running a ski resort, eh?
the glint survey is here
Now be totally honest.
It could happen.
those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!
One,
But, Navin.
our news department informed us
Call him "Shithead."
rise up.
die, weed face!
Here's corn bread and collard greens.
I'm glad you told me.
I’m somebody!
Free oven mit
"Dear Harry. Guess what?
Now, sit down. Just sit on the floor. Sit around.
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
Jeez! This shit really worked.
Who are you?
Then all the cash is locked up?
Because I just heard a song on the radio
No! Maybe you've hit bottom, but I haven't hit bottom yet!
"But I've got a lot to learn about handling my money and banks.
♪ With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in ♪
Oh, my God. I'm endangering your life.
Did you forget about my ass?
I got a beautiful little place for you to stay.
Got you, you average, typical,
and I've only taken in $15.
but do you think
Now we'll let this dry.
Son of a blocking bastard
Navin, my boy, we're in business.
If you'll, uh, just endorse this, right there.
Good luck.
Thanks for the company.
and on this side of the bicentennial glasses.
I can only send you 49 cents this week..."
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity
Opti-Grab.
Is it in your mouth?
I'm Navin Johnson, inventor!
I've got a ways to go!
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
Ah, yes, but no more 1966. Let's splurge.
Your Honor, we, the jury, find for the plaintiff.
Ah!
Right in here, in this area,
When you're rich and famous, you'll send me a postcard.
And I stayed away from your crotch.
Party on scott
That’s a good boy
My glasses handle.
Shut off the music! Shut it off! Shut off the music!
I can fix those shocks.
You're gettin' the rhythm, see?
What do you think I am? Some kind of a jerk or something?
Special purpose
It works.
and this pot. And that's all I need.
"a big house on a hill?
of a sensational development in the Johnson story.
...and the lamp. That's all I need.
Boy, I hope everybody's good and hungry.
Look like daisy stems.
ST3AN23
Guess your weight.
♪ Will ever lie ♪
Get on.
Hey..... I've got a Special Purpose!!
Don’t you two wear him out He’s gotta ride tomorrow!
I was born a poor black child.
I will need two pieces of identification.
Good
Happy Birthday Sadie!! Party on the front porch
money, vision.
Anything else?
Substabtial Penalty... ... for Early Withdrawal
Yeah.
This is the kind of music that tells me
Uh-huh!
He doesn't realize he's dealing with sophisticated people here.
Happy Birthday Navin!!
Who IS NaVin johnson?
they'll kill you for it.