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Marie! Marie!
It's not the end of the rainbow.
♪ Jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
and they'll put it in the paper.
he didn't even test on prisoners.
I can tell you're a genuinely dirty person
When Opti-Grab came out, I thought it was the greatest thing ever.
That's a good boy.
Id love you
taking a break from drinking...
at the Divine Salvation in St. Louis, Missouri.
we're married!
Yeah, I've heard of that. What were they?
doing her special ride through the Flaming Wall of Death.
And that started seeming like four days.
Oh, really? What?
That's all I need.
But then you came back and later
Don't touch the Johnson bar.
What's him doing here?
I'm gonna show you so many 8-bit computers You're gonna puke
I couldn't read the letter. It was too blurry.
Don't forget to check those tires.
"And a party room with fancy friends?
No, no, we just want some gas, muchacho.
I called them the night you left.
and this magazine and the chair.
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale a day ♪
and I'd like to cash it.
SIR, I DAMN THEE!
the new nmsoc's here! the new nmsoc's here!
Because my sex life is in your hands.
That's right.
Roll the ugliness.
Let's check the oil together.
What's happening to my special purpose?
I'd Just Be Happy To Be In There Somewhere
You stay here. I'll distract him.
Oil rag at the ready, sir.
Woo-woo!
That’s a good boy
What?
Hey, silverbird, I'm talkin' to you.
Doug's got a special purpose!
♪ To me ♪
You want a fill-up, uh, Mrs. Nussbaum?
The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control.
Who is Navin Johnson?
THE AP POLL IS OUT!
Yes.
SIR, YOU ARE TALKING TO A LAWYER!
Put it on the card. Radials.
Okay.
Hang on just a second.
Of course I like spaghetti
I don't wanna puke!
You have colors??!! How about a nice beige wine?
turns its probing eye on Navin Johnson,
you would be able to keep the snails off the food!
And my wife wanted me to stay home today.
Oh! Would it be too much if I asked for a kiss?
I got these for you.
Nah!
Grandma!
♪ Me and my buddy's gonna Pick a bale a day ♪
Robert Edward
How much do you want?
Would monsieur care for another bottle of the Chateau Latour?
Don't ever trust whitey EVER
come in and use the urinal. Navin. Navi.
Are they crazy?
What letter?
Doesn't that feel good?
Good
Wow!
Yes, sir. No more...
Damn these glasses.
Yes, sir, Mr. Nussbaum.
blocking-of-the-view of a goddamn average victim bastard.
Well, one can't mourn forever.
U1RAT
You son of a bitch.
I know where she is!
You sir happen to be talking to a N*****!
Enclosed is this week's check. Love, Navin."
First I get my name in the phone book,
Good to be somebody now !
Millions of people look at this book every day.
Ahh, it’s a ratings scheme!
How did you find me?
♪ Not an ordinary thermos for you ♪
Turn it up! Turn it up!
If you were the color of a baboon’s ass! Come here
Here, darlin'.
I love you, Navin.
Two hundred and fifty...
I've got one!
Marie! Marie!
After trying Kratom for the first time Jeez, this shit really works.
What happened to the girl I believed in?
That Patty must be a sweet girl.
You look so beautiful and peaceful,
Oh boy!!
It looks good to me, too.
There. Now, we are complete.
DW and I at our last big night out.
You will not believe what you are about to see.
Today I found out What my special purpose is for
I got to get away from those cans.
And that seemed just like a day.
Yes, is that okay?
Use the Opti-Grab.
♪ Me and my wife gonna Pick a bale of cotton ♪
Navin, you know the other day when I showed you the tattoo?
Wh-what are you looking at?
The freshest you've got.
That was really good pizza.
if I ever catch you looking at another broad.
I had the craziest fantasy that I could
but, uh, it's a... It's a blue Chevy two-door,
Oh, no!
and the love of a beautiful woman.
Don't worry. I rigged it.
Oh, I sure do miss Navin.
Oui, monsieur.
This little handle is like a magnet.
You said "she."
Send me a picture postcard.