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♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪
Sir.
What's the matter with you?
uh, when you get back
To the bathroom.
and the remote control and the paddle ball.
So I put a little handle right here in the center,
I thought maybe you might wanna go out with me.
In other words, there would be no more, uh...
How can I help you?
Right through here.
Don't trust whitey.
Ah!! ... It's a profit deal!
Your loving son, Navin."
Then I'll be president of Texaco Oil?
And now, Music Throughout the Night.
♪ Although, although we're apart ♪
Now take them away and bring me
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
Bring us some Fresh wine
St. Louis. How far are you goin'?
That's too bad.
Through these valves,
Ah! "X" amount. That's very good, isn't it?
So, to win her back, I vowed to make something of myself.
in this little flowered dress
Honey?
I picked out this thermos for you.
No! No, I've been thinking about it.
But I'm afraid.
I got a trunk load of shit to sell.
We found a way to get around this Fair Housing crap.
You guys wanna stick around for an oven mitt?
Yeah, yeah, good.
Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73.
I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray!
♪ It will seem ♪
And that's all I need!
Honey, you did good.
They're springing leaks.
And take my keys. And hold my wallet.
"My friend Patty promised me a blowjob.
What is it?
There're so many snails in there, you can't even see the food!
"Dear Mr. Johnson.
♪ You're a part of my heart ♪
Here, boy.
Your friend forever, Navin."
Your lovin' son, Navin."
It's excitin'.
____________ HE HATES THESE CANS ____________
"Dear Folks, I got this great job in a gas station.
Enclosed is $4.75 for my loving family.
you had this since the war.
Cranford
temporary driver's license.
Was it good for you, too?
There's plenty of places I can go,
People come from all over to get this. Uh-huh.
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale a day ♪
You'll find a family who can give you a real home,
How could you know That was iron balls zelensky?
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Oh, come on, Navin, you're doing fine.
Balls
You actually sleep here?
Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
Not you Shithead!
but, uh, it'll be pulling a small church.
We'll keep the eggplants out.
HE HATES THESE API PRICES
Nothin'.
I-I'm not done yet!
It's like I don't belong here.
I can tell you're a genuinely dirty person.
There are snails on her plate.
from the way they live.
To marry someone with power,
You know what I mean?
By giving me three minutes of your time
Jeez! This Essential Oil really worked!
No, I mean,
"And remember how much I wanted
Come on, boy, come on.
This is America!
No, I've already given away eight pencils,
and the remote control and the matches, for sure!
♪ But tonight ♪
We don't have defective cans.
had a T-shirt that said "Life sucks" on it.
presenting the amazing Patty Bernstein
Um, they might not be here exactly,
"Please call on me in Suite
I was so glad to be going home.
Just as I thought. Look at that.
Thank you.
Yeah.
as a weight guesser.
And the third day seemed like a week again.